Guffalo

Well, of course not, it was flushed

Yes, apparently it was wiped away.....

I didnt know you could climb like that, Pandas arent know for that stuff....

True.....

And you are....???

What a putz that guy was, at first it was amusing, but as he was running, the cop came out of the stairwell, and the guy knew he was caught, but in a move made famous by the Darwin awards, instead of accepting that he made a fool of himself in front of 65K people, he decides to jump down to the next level. I just hope the people on the lower level werent hurt.

Yup, Im in for Saturday

Well, if he is as young as Aussie thinks, the next day may last until Sunday around quarter past lunch, so there may be a delay in reports....

I will be there, planning on pole 5 and the Pinto.

True, she generally lounges while that is going on......

Ouch, that hurts, but the good news, 24 years later, he is still a stock boy at Sears, and after 4 kids and 69 pounds, she was promoted to Womans wear at Sears.

Were several posts deleted from this thread? I could have sworn I saw more on it last night..

I was probably shooting for parking across from Hammers by 9 am, I usually park at Hammers, or across the street on those side streets which allow for a quick right turn to get me to the airport. We will definately make the Pinto part of the day, and we will go to the fieldhouse for a little while. Hope to meet up with you early, I'll bring my Gatorade

The Jets should prepare for a battle. Our record does not accurately reflect the Bills talent, nor does the Jets record properly reflect your team. Herm Edwards is a master at keeping his guys ready for all games, so I don't think the Monday night hangover will play out on this one. Henderson has proven to be a pretty damn good pickup over Ted Cottrell, I'm surprised Herm has demanded that he come out of the booth, he was pretty successful calling the game from there. Most impressive is the quick plugs that Henderson was able to locate to fill glaring weaknesses, including Coleman a 7th round pick who has been a started since pre season, and Vilma, came in in place of Cowart and is calling the defence as a rookie. I don't know that Pennington is a savior as much as he is a dependable QB, he will not make mistakes, and rarely gets rattled. Pennington doesnt have astrong arm for long throws, but the offense is designed to keep his throws in the short to medium range areas. Martin is having yet another great season, but Jordan should be used more frequently, not just as a change up, but as part of the base offense. As the weather gets nasty, that will be the way to win the remaining games in the northeast weather. Buffalo has had some "issues" of late, and any scanning of thread titles here will tell you that Bledsoe is done, McGahee is our new savior and Moulds can/cannot be counted on. If Buffalo can hang on through the second quarter, you may see a different Buffalo team that you are accustomed to seeing on sportcenter highlights.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the tent city jail has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination. He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs. He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back." He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. More on the Arizona Sheriff: With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks. "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane." Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!" Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one, there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.

I voted with my 10 year old daughter

The members of this group are the ones who put the word "Fun" in Dysfunctional

And I was going to start with how pleased I am that the rational thinkers on this board are being courteous and polite to each other by only posting worthwhile, well formulated thoughts. I am equally pleased that we all realize that winning Sunday was no indication of the teams true potential. The team is in a shambles and not able to be fixed. But poking fun at NG is much more fun

Ng is a Turd

Your Dad probably put you there to keep you out of harms way, he's very protective like that.....

Yeah, but the guy on the right side is only in for certain plays, He's the short yardage specialist!

The Bulgarian Bills Backers celebrate at thier annual Mulchaki Day party From left to right: Nervous Bulcharskivak, Markuschevek Sixus, Jayvinchek Rosencheneck, Rockulious Pilianous, and Iceounous Littledink

I agree, they must have been 15 snaps where out DL just swallowed them whole. Sam Adams seemed to know the snap count, in some cases better than the OL. Some of that may have been film study, potentially seeing a guys first move and Sam was all over it. In other cases it seemed as if the stunts and blitzing was wreaking havoc on the AZ offensive line. I gotta admit though, we did make em look silly at times.

I think that was a David Bowie rumor, not sure, but I believe it was