Just remind him who pays his salary!
You, the damn taxpayer!
Let him know that he should just wipe the powdered donut dust off his uniform, waddle back to his cruiser, and get after the real criminals.
It always works for me
They don't have normal tailgate procedures, happy hour in the bar and then to the game, although they have a bridge area that has bands and stuff going on. Maybe a banner for the bar?
New Orleans, Finalized my plans today, Arriving midday Friday, leaving midday Monday, I may even have a beer or two between arrival and departure dates.
Plus opener (Houston)
Miami and maybe Carolina
Have been sharing seasons with my Dad for several years, I have been in Long Island since 82, get up there at least for the opener and usually 2 others per year. Most I have done is 6 in one year. Jet Blue is a big help!
Get a new spousal unit,
Actually, my wife bought me that one for our den, it looks great! she knows that I don't spend anything on any other vices (besides beer) so she allows 1 room of the house to be Bill-centric.
I wouldnt be surprised if there is a job opening in the marketing/IT department at OBD in the very near future. Hey Scott, have you heard from them yet?
I would think that if Henry had a knee problem, we collectively would have heard about this. My sense tells me that this little nugget was planted by TH's agent or a team looking to acquire TH's services cheaply. I don't buy it.