> A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.  
>  
> She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the  
> party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she  
> argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to  
> bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not  
> going. So he took his costume and away he went.  
>  
> The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without  
> pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.  
>  
> In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she  
> thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see  
> how he acted when she was not with him.  
>  
> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting  
> around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he  
> could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.  
> His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe  
> herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time  
> to the new stuff that had just arrived.  
>  
> She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her  
> husband.  
>  
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she  
> agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little  
> bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and  
> went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering  
> what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.  
>  
> She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind  
> of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I  
> never have a good time when you're not there."  
>  
> Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"  
>  
> He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I  
> got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we  
> went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not  
> going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume  
> to......."