Draconator

This is a nothing burger. Some ESPN AI Bot took Beane's comments, and created a click-bait article that's sure to get TBD talking and up to 50 pages.

They hate anything with "Bills" in name or title. May God help Bill Murray.

You'll have friends

I suck at analyzing college sports, but I'll take the Eagles. Kinda like taking one for the home team. @Virgil

Claude is my go to AI. I asked it to do the same: I'll simulate a potential career trajectory for Josh Allen. As I don't have information beyond October 2024, I'll create a plausible simulation based on his career trajectory up to that point and typical NFL quarterback career patterns. Josh Allen Career Simulation (2025-2035) 2025 Season (Age 29) Allen continues his prime years with the Bills, throwing for 4,400 yards, 37 touchdowns, and 13 interceptions. His rushing ability remains effective with 550 yards and 7 touchdowns on the ground. The Bills reach the AFC Championship but fall to the Bengals in a close game. 2026 Season (Age 30) A career-best season for Allen, who throws for 4,700 yards, 42 touchdowns, and just 11 interceptions. He adds 500 rushing yards and 6 touchdowns. The Bills finally break through, defeating the 49ers in Super Bowl LXI as Allen wins Super Bowl MVP with a 3-touchdown performance. 2027 Season (Age 31) Allen's production remains elite (4,350 yards, 35 TDs, 12 INTs) but the Bills struggle with injuries to key players. They lose in the Divisional Round to the Chiefs. 2028 Season (Age 32) Buffalo rebuilds parts of their roster. Allen throws for 4,200 yards with 33 touchdowns, adding 450 rushing yards as his running style becomes slightly more selective to preserve his health. The Bills return to the AFC Championship but lose to the Chargers. 2029 Season (Age 33) Allen's second Super Bowl run. He throws for 4,500 yards and 38 touchdowns while rushing for 400 yards. The Bills defeat the Eagles in Super Bowl LXIV, with Allen winning his second Super Bowl MVP award. 2030 Season (Age 34) Allen begins to show subtle signs of aging but remains highly effective, throwing for 4,100 yards and 32 touchdowns. His rushing drops to 300 yards as he focuses more on pocket passing. The Bills lose in the Divisional Round. 2031 Season (Age 35) A challenging year as Allen misses 4 games with a shoulder injury. He finishes with 3,200 yards and 24 touchdowns in 13 games. The Bills make the playoffs but exit in the Wild Card round. 2032 Season (Age 36) Allen bounces back with a healthy season, throwing for 3,900 yards and 30 touchdowns. His running game is now limited (200 yards), but his experience and arm talent keep him among the league's better quarterbacks. The Bills reach the Divisional Round. 2033 Season (Age 37) After contract negotiations, Allen and the Bills agree on what's likely his final Buffalo contract. He throws for 3,700 yards and 28 touchdowns as the Bills reach the playoffs but lose in the Wild Card round. 2034 Season (Age 38) Allen's final full season with Buffalo sees him throw for 3,400 yards and 25 touchdowns. The Bills miss the playoffs for the first time in years. 2035 Season (Age 39) Allen announces his retirement midway through the season after the Bills start 3-6. He finishes his career with approximately: 62,000 passing yards 480 passing touchdowns 7,000 rushing yards 75 rushing touchdowns 2 Super Bowl wins Allen is elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility in 2041.

My wife asked me to pick up Chips and Salsa on the way home from the office. Then she abruptly hung up on me. I think she's still mad that I named the twins.

Built in Buffalo is also the same group that's going around and saying Steve Tasker is in the Hall of Fame. I'd like another source for this, but that's just me.

I'm very well aware of this. I live about 5 minutes from both the Stadium and Practice Facility. I see both whilst driving down 20A

Going back in the day when I lived near San Francisco, on 49er game days, when they still played at Candlestick, they would drive to their practice facility in Santa Clara, then bus the players with police escort to Candlestick, about an hour away, then back to Santa Clara after the game. When San Francisco city leaders couldn't agree on a new stadium plan, the 49ers built their current home at their practice facility.

Our rhythm guitarist and Drew Czera, aka Wing King, developed a friendship. Drew mentioned this to Shawn a couple of months ago.

I'm just bummed that the Bills denied the National Chicken Wing Festival to be held in the new stadium. It's shifting back to Sahlen Field in 2026. My band plays the festival every year, and we were so looking forward to playing in the new stadium.

It wasn't so much a Cook vs Barkley comparison. It was to counter the post that RB's aren't that important, that they are interchangeable. You have a back like Barkley, you can do some damage. Cook had good games for us. Cook is not in Barkley's league.

Personally, I don't think the Eagles win the Superbowl or even come out of the NFC without Barkley in their backfield.

Saquan Barkley would like to have a word with you.

You say that a lot

The only training camp I've ever gone to was at, Niagara University. I still have memories of JD Hill saying, "Yo" after I said Hi to him. And of OJ running on to the field at full speed.

I will say, Rush Golden Ale is quite good. Also helps if the beer is named after your band.

And for what was cut off, the good Capt. asked for frog leg rhubarb pie.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Gillian Anderson - X Files. Aliens are fake, and if she rolled over to tell me they're real, I would definitely change my tune in a heartbeat.

I don't care about all about the subject matter of this thread. I'm just waiting to see the over/under on when "Generic title" or whatever it's called appears, and the newb won't know what to do with themselves.

I loved mine and used it weekly.

And there you have it. Thank you, good night.

I get it, but it is Big George.