Draconator

One time at a church concert I saw Don Beebe and Steve Tasker when they played. I told them both what Art Wander had said, draft Phillip Bobo so we would have a receiver duo of Beebe and Bobo. Beebe laughed. Tasker said he would tell Marv. A bunch of players went to a Waterbeds and Stuff fundraiser during a Monday Night Football game. Thurman, Bruce, Talley, Reed, etc. Thurman was a rookie and I was sitting at a booth with him. During a halftime contest I won a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses. I went back to the booth, and I got some drinks for those at the booth. I came back and Thurman is wearing the Ray Bans. I said "Thurman, give me back my glasses". Thurman goes, "They were your glasses". No harm, no foul. There have been other small encounters. All good.

Einstein? Another alter?

It was a 4-1-6 scheme. 4 D lineman, 1 linebacker (not named Edmunds), 4 cornerbacks, 2 safeties with one who is on IR but is so good he could create a hologram of himself and suit up against Kansas City.

Do you understand humor? Apparently not

So YOU'RE the stadium! Post a selfie so we have renderings!!!

All that's left is this

I think they'll go with 4 DB's, Poyer and Hyde when he comes back, and 4 D lineman. Edmunds will be traded and Milano will be the sole linebacker. See? I turned this into an Edmunds thread. You're welcome.

That was amazing!!!!

But Lipton tea is quite a nice relaxing bedtime drink. With Vodka, of course.

I'm quick. Just ask my wife (much to her displeasure).

If the shoe fits...

And healthy

I'd vote for Otis

Ask Diggs

I think Pederson is coaching to their strengths, which is working.

So much has been said about Detroit, but to me the biggest surprise is Jacksonville. They're a solid team and will more than likely improve to at least .500 this year.

Speaking of which, it's nearing time for our annual sexual harassment training at work. They literally replay the same video for the past 5 years. So the joke is, "It's almost time for Arturo to make his move on that intern again".

Did your biology degree from a Cracker Jack box tell you that?

Once again, your interpretation is wrong. The definition of Fumbling according to the NFL

His answer to life the very existence of human kind is Breece Hall

Did he put the ball on the ground "Einstein"? I use that name loosely. Doesn't really apply to you. and you didn't even get my quote right. You are such a douchenozzle.

You're far from right. If you were right, Singletary would have ACTUALLY fumbled and the Ravens would have ACTUALLY recovered. Would you please just go away? Your drivel and gloom and doom aren't welcomed here.

Von saying he wants to take his son into the locker room and hang out with "Uncle Josh" and "Uncle Diggs" was awesome!

Time for an upgrade!