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These people are a crazy group of idiots. There's no reason for the AP to waste anyone's time covering them - unless they're going out of their way to try to make Church-goers look bad......

Note to Ralph: MAKE THE THROWBACKS OUR PERMANENT UNIFORMS!!!!!

If you look at the second quote in my initial post. She gets "Iraq" correct in one sentence and then spells it "Irak" the next sentence. In other words, this hoax doesn't work if the people running the newspaper aren't complete retards.

I don't even know what to say at this point. Gotta love how the radical anti-war crowd hits a new low basically every day now.

I had no idea we were asking our troops to "kill innocent people."

As lame as Brady is, he'll be in the HOF some day. Bledsoe thinks he should still have his job in NE?????? WHAT?

He can at least practice by running the routes and exercise - you just can't throw the ball to him. I can live with it.

Janeane Garafalo's shrill voice must be like krptonite to an erection. Not to mention her fat ass, her fried brain, and her long-dead career. That said, I guess she's right about in Michael Moore's league.

Bledsoe was only good for the first half of his first season here. After that, it's "fair" to say he pretty much sucked.

He'd have to have male genitalia for that to even be possible.

$3,800 a week to lose weight because he can't figure out on his own that 10 donuts a day makes him fat. Yeah, he's a real man of the people.........

More from the article: "But they told me I got to be the leader! WAH!" He sounds like a little kid crying because he isn't getting to ride in the front seat even though mommy and daddy said he could. Kent's response: In Kent's defense, he actually knows how to give quotes to the media without sounding like a six year old with a tummy ache.

Being White is really really important to me. I think about it all the time and I work really hard at it. With that in mind, I'm on my way to the GAP. Later I plan on investing my money, dancing poorly, and looking lame if I eventually go bald.

Pat Robertson must be a friggin genius. He was completely off the national radar right up until he suggested we kill the prick leader of Venezuela. I don't think I've ever cared about a "news story" less in my entire life. This crap makes me nostalgic for the reports about the missing girl in Aruba. At least that story might have something to do with my life someday if they ever find her alive, bring her back, and I meet her someday and we start dating. Pat Friggin' Robertson could do almost anything and still have zero effect on my life.

Very believable. EDIT: Just listened - holy crap was that awful radio! If you want to do a call-in show, it's probably a good idea not to have two hosts gang up on each caller and not let him speak. Janeane Garofalo is such a spaz. "NOOOOOO....I don't wanna talk to them any-MOOOOOOOOORE! I hate them! I HATE THEM! NOOOOOO!" The Rush Limbaugh clip was spot-on - I don't want people like Garofalo in charge of national defense.

Math is hard.

Both major and minor league baseball set attendance records in 2004. Baseball is extremely popular again. No sport is every going to dominate American life the way baseball used to back in the 40's and 50's but that has more to do with the internet, movies, cable TV, and about a million other things people could be doing for entertainment. EDIT: oh, right now I'd say 75-25 Bills but it used to be about 50-50 just a few years ago....

Yeah, but that's different because.....uh......because...... ...because you're a fascist. NEO-CON!!! HALLIBURTON!!!

I'm 36 years old? That's news to me. I'll take my mental instability over the blatant stupidity of someone who thinks Schwarzeneggar is eligible to run for President.

I'm surprised the Retatta reference took this long to pop up. Rettata will do that to ya.

Sucks that I got a bigger laugh for my serious post than my entry into the caption contest.

More than John Edwards? Holy Crap, YES!

What about me? I could run stuff.

As in "John Edwards"? As in the guy who spent 3 years in the Senate and then decided he ought to be in the White House? The guy who used to chase ambulances and spent the VP debate trying to get away with saying ridiculous things like "Maybe our opponents care more about insurance companies, but we care more about you" when he made his puppy dog eyes at the camera??? I wouldn't trust that guy to be my janitor.