Gavin in Va Beach

B word.

Wow, thread-merging. Cool.

That's all well and good, but Miami has no QB or RB. I don't think anyone will lose any sleep at OBD if Shaw flies south.

Very very interesting... Thanks Lori.

...it's like kissing your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

Ever flown a jet? No? Must be a mental midget.

Midnight Madness. Haven't seen that movie in years, but remember it being pretty funny. I remember the jock group thinking they had died and gone to heaven when they went to the Pabst brewery. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081159/

Well you know how the women are into self-esteem building... "Oh no, there's a bee in the building!" "Let's get Gavin to kill it!" "Normally I would agree, but consider poor little Jack. Gavin bursts at the seams with masculine vitality, while Jack...need I say more. You know if we ask Jack to kill it he'll get a serious boost to his personal self worth." "Good idea. It is incumbant upon us as nurturers to ask Jack."

Well you know what they say, you are what you eat. Eh dick?

Well hello Mr !@#$ing Wizard...

Jack is a professional bee killer.

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Mike Preston

They're right, you do stink.

Blessing in disguise. Those high picks suck up a lot of cash and rarely live up to it. With the money we would have spent on that high draft pick, we should be able to get 2-3 decent FA's. No crying here for not having a high draft pick next year.

Taking into account last season, if Bledsoe were a horse he'd be in some container with 'Elmers' on the front of it.

JP was almost cleared to practice yesterday, but coaches held him out at the last minute because they were afraid that he might injure his psyche. He's scheduled for a few self-esteem building exercises on Monday and may be ready to practice on Wednesday.

My wife has a Passat. So far she hasn't had any major problems (knocking on wood). My only suggestion is to take it to the dealer. VW's are tricky SOB's and it's best to have people working on them that work on them everyday. You may love that garage, but really how many VW's do they work on in a week? Do they have the right diagnostic equipment? The staff trained specifically in VW repair? The dealer offers peace of mind, even if it might be a tad more expensive.

Damn Jack, you're like Mr Wendy, Wendy's 'unofficial' spokesman. Maybe we should start calling you Mr Sirius?

For shame Cindy, 'taping the game'?!? Surely there is an Amish Sports Bar down there somewhere that you could watch the game live?

Should be a good time. The QB the Bills should have drafted is playing for the Steelers... Drinking? Lemonade? Careful man...

Go, and think of it as doing your part to keep the Bills in Buffalo, if nothing else.

Poor schmuck. You can just hear her thinking..."In a few years, I'll get half of all his stevestojan!!!"