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Cugalabanza

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  1. ))))))--but just then The Dean stormed in after a long absence to declare [sorry, just had to close a bunch of dangling parentheticals there]
  2. famously got O.J. off (he also got him acquitted but that's a different
  3. boner, not that anyone would notice due to his very unusual
  4. GoBillsInDallas, whose ground-breaking "Would Ya" research will revolutionize the way we
  5. lizards), but keep in mind that Tom's work is now considered
  6. prompted Poojer to jump up from the audience and announce YES he'd
  7. a 70's style variety show broke out with special guest star
  8. bowled a perfect game at the same time, which proves
  9. Señor Peligroso, Jauronimo's 7th grade Spanish teacher, the only man who ever
  10. "guess who, baby" as clammy hands reach from behind him to cover his eyes
  11. an 18 pack of Coors light, a butt funnel, a photo of
  12. is just another word for
  13. crackpipe, to illustrate the meaning
  14. that time Lana farted "Jingle Bells"
  15. very very uncomfortable banana hammock
  16. causing Beerball's pants to
  17. smiles, whispers, "shiv the mofo"
  18. ) all of which confirming Tom's
  19. mustache and smelling of ripe
  20. being probed by alien scientists
  21. then stopped and announced emphatically,
  22. perfect yet grimly erotic self-satisfaction
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