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rusty shackleford

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  1. Maybe it’s a pulled groin and he doesn’t want the ladies to know.
  2. Did he limit it to only Genny Cream Ale and Barton’s vodka?
  3. It's that time of the year when everyone is injured. Man up, put down the crutches, cut off the cast and get out there Milano.
  4. Can the equipment crew pack up and bring the train horn down there with them?
  5. I wonder if all the snowbirds that just left for Florida after New Years are driving a lot of those figures. Not exactly the loud and rowdy crowd, but it would still be embarrassing for the Dolphins to have 52% of fans Buffalo fans on the biggest game of the season.
  6. I get some of my best thinking done like that.
  7. It’s been around for a few years, a lot of people know the joke. I think from the wild absurdity of it most people know it as a joke and not an actual conspiracy theory but I’m sure there are some people out there that actually get behind it.
  8. It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan.
  9. Especially considering that birds aren’t even real.
  10. And it would have already been turned over to a competing construction firm.
  11. Does Shredd and Ragan still read the Niagara Falls police blotter every Monday morning? This will make a good one.
  12. The chemicals seep out of the ground and people do some crazy stuff over there.
  13. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38943436/bills-dion-dawkins-rips-disrespectful-jets-tunnel-spat Short article with Dawkin's comments on what happened. His low key trash talking is pretty funny: "Like, there's a lot of emotional guys over there, very emotional guys. Even their D-line coach -- very emotional, unmanly. So, very emotional guy."
  14. I'm sure he would be well received by the Dawg Pound.
  15. I can see some crazy scenario that comes down to Burrow throwing a 4th and long TD pass to Boyd that knocks Cleveland out and get us in the last wild card spot.
  16. Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked Money don't grow on trees I got bills to pay I got mouths to feed There ain't nothing in this world for free I know I can't slow down I can't hold back Though you know I wish I could Oh, no there ain't no rest for the wicked Until we close our eyes for good
  17. Ten seconds left Until midnight Nine chances to drown ourselves In black hair dye Eight faces turned away From the shock Seven windows and six of them Were locked Five stories falling Forever and ever Three cheers to the mirror Now there are two of us Can we have one last dance?
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