My son (he’ll be 2 in January) vomited an absolutely criminal amount of milk all over my shoulder two hours before kickoff. If it weren’t for my old dad reflexes, it would have gone straight into my mouth.
He was fine, just drank too much I think (haven’t we all!) and since Josh throws up before each game, little man might have to get used to some milk that’s just a few days past its prime on Sunday mornings (that’s a joke, juuuust a joke.)