stevestojan

Can we all just say EJ was a wasted first round pick and move on? Good snap, bad snap, whatever.

Why? You think they don't know their ring size?

Let me guess, Tasker?

So what you guys are saying is that we have two serviceable QBs and not 3 awful QBs like this board has been crying about for months?

Also, between here and my old man texting me, can Tyrod play 1st down back if MC wins the job? Yes, I've been drinking.

I know it's preseason, but I feel like I'm the message board of a winning team. This feels weird.

He's still on the team, huh?

For those of us "watching" only through these posts here, can we get a quick summary of the first teams? How does the line look? MC get any time? D-line? Secondary? Why is shady still in?

The bar is set at functional. I'm not arguing with you. Sadly I'm agreeing.

NFL.com 0-0 15:00 left in the first.

Back in Lake Como. Drinking obscene amounts of wine.

No injuries. I hate preseason.

Trees are a completely renewable resource.

That's honestly what I picture DC Tom looking like.

I !@#$ing hate agreeing with you.

Before I get called out, I do understand the difference of a punch that breaks a jaw and one that doesn't. But if the puncher had been Ryan Quigly and not this insane beast of a man, the outcome would be much different. We signed a guy to play linebacker who can break jaws in multiple places with one punch. I'm struggling to see the issue with that.

If Geno's jaw doesn't break, is this a story? I know it DID break, but if say the punch hurt him but didn't make him miss a snap in practice, does this just go down as a small footnote on NFL.com or even not reported at all? I think so.

Greatest offseason ever.

Now that he's ours, can someone tell me how the !@#$ to pronounce his name?

http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/geno-out-with-broken-jaw-wow-ike-released-after-altercation.84597/ The thread on the Jets Board for your viewing pleasure. As expected, language NSFW.

Just need Tannehill to get a DUI, smoke some crack, or take a steroid or two and we've hit the Trifecta!

Sorry but if you have enough money for an internet connect or smartphone (assuming you're not posting here from a library) I'm very confused how you don't have $600 to just pay the one off this second. This thread scares me re: the economy. The day I paid off every credit card (I now keep my capital one venture, pay EVERY bill with it, rack up points, and pay it off every month) was the day I started saving to have at least 6 months salary in the bank. After I accomplished both of those, was the day I felt "free." I know that's not easy, and for some damn near impossible, but $600??? Yes, I'm judging. And I wish someone had done to the same to me when I was 25 and had a 550 credit score. Also, not using a credit card at all is stupid. My monthly expenses are roughly $8000 (this includes all bills, all groceries, EVERYTHING, most impactful car payment and housing lease). Paying that every month gets me $160 in free money every month (Captial one venture). Plus credit card protection is far better than debit card.

I'm confused.

Haven't had a home phone in well over a decade.

Well, now my eyes have the clap. Thanks.