I quit drinking 6 months ago. (6 months and three days to be exact, but who’s counting). I was just getting really sick of the hangovers, which were getting worse by magnitudes. A couple observations: turns out I’m a morning person; I haven’t had heartburn in 6 months; I didn’t lose any weight because I felt like I “deserved” to eat what I wanted. I haven’t gained weight but I’m a little pissed I didn’t chill with the food intake; Bills games are FAR more stressful without my friend Tito by my side.
So, quitting drinking covers me for resolutions for the next decade.
My resolution for you: finally start calling me “Sir Stojan the Great.”