The Senator

Actually, there is another solution... Bring back Marv.

19 and 0 baby!!!

Yeah, I hope so too, but I don't think humor is his strong suit. I guess I'd be real worried if his other favorite actress was Brooke Shields, and his favorite movie, "The Blue Lagoon"!

You mean... The Joker???? Sicker still, then, BeerSphere - now he's bordering on necrophilia!

You mean, like, it's not weird for a college QB to pine for a 12 y.o., dude?

It means Trentie has a 'thing' for 12-year-old actresses. I'm surprised you don't already have this page 'bookmarked' (don't get fixated on his photo, just scroll down to the 'Getting to Know Trent Edwards' portion)... Link A little weird, if ya ask me.

OK, gotta admit, that got a chuckle outa me. Losman may not be starting, but Jauron is still coaching. And Dakota won't be there to cheer Trent on. Plus, I doubt your favorite studmuffin will be there to protect Trentie's blind side. (In fact, I'd be shocked if FatBoy plays another down of football before September.) That said, of course I hope Edwards absolutely destroys the Cheatriots*. I'd love nothing more than for you to be absolutely right about him. More likely, we'll see that nagging groin-concussion re-aggravated again.

Yes, Bill- your paramour had a decent outing yesterday. Maybe Dakota Fanning was in the stands? How do you think he'll fare this Sunday in RWS against the Patsies*?

Looks like you're having a little catharsis of your own, there, OC! Feel better now?

ooops... thought the thread title read 'toro tanakas' anyway, this team could use a little of 'the professor's' treachery, like throwing salt in the eyes of opposing linemen and WRs!

peters' last contract was done under his old agent, so eugene parker hasn't made a dime off fatboy's hide yet. he will most definitely hold peters out. bank on it.

i believe he was tag-team title holder w/mr. fuji - link

Couldn't agree more. Sometimes, he can even play well in it. Likewise, but hope we're both wrong. I'm all for stopping this bad weather, but suspect I'll have to move to Fiji for that to happen.

You're a schitty golfer, Sully. You'll always be a schitty golfer.

Not sure whether Dick had to wipe Trent's nose that day - it was a bit less severe than today. (Though I'm sure he had plenty of tissues 'at the ready'.) But you're right - Trentie had a great outing against a 1-15 Dolphins team that day.

Sorry, but this entire thread* is invalid starting with the title, which should have read... And continued... And so on... And so forth... Etc., etc.,... ad nauseum... Please remember to observe the proper convention of attaching the appropriate asterisk to any and all references of names* and records* associated with the Bill* Belichick*-coached* (cheated) NE* Cheatriots*. Now lets see Da Billsss knock their* sorry, cheatin' asses outa the playoffs this Sunday! GO BILLSSS!!!!

Really? How do you think Trentie would have fared if the game was played in OP today? Link I'm guessin' Dick would have held a tissue to Trent's nose and said, "It's OK, Trentie....not that cold....now blow...blow hard..."

Probably, at 90, Wilson's also a better golfer than Sully will ever be, too. Come to think, Sully's not a football guy, he's a terrible baseball guy, and just about the schittiest hockey guy too - I guess he must be a basketball guy. Not.

huh?

Dick Jauron.

Not at all - keep FatBoy, tell him to honor his contract, pay him at the current rate, and tell Parker to go take a hike.

Jason Peters - for not showing up. Again.

Oh, FatBoy won't be playing in Hawaii - he just wanted to be picked for the Pro Bowl, not actually play in it. No way he risks hurting himself and missing out on the big pay day.

Dick's gonna call a pass....

Yeah, particularly our BEST player - PhatPhuk Peters, no?