Simon

I don't believe that there is a single human being that has ever tried on a pair of skates that could individually overcome the utter stank that organization has exuded over the last decade.

He was undeniably tentative in the first half of the season after missing so much time early. No confidence in his reads, flat-footed because he didn't trust himself, bad angles as a result of hesitation. But by the latter part of the year he was definitely showing the willingness to come downhill hard and attack ballcarriers. He was still making the occasional mistake because he was so dialed in on his assignment that he didn't have the confidence to play the whole field, but there was no lack of aggression in his game. He is absolutely willing to stick his face in the fan. I have. Multiple times. It was cool. Sorry you missed it.

He's also a skeevy little creeper and apparently always has been.

We've got a 9 month old half Golden/half Bernese named Raina June. Raina because my wife loves Mt Rainier and June because it makes her initials RJ for a good friend that I lost. And when she is in trouble she gets her full name; Raina June Carter Cash.

That's Slim. Do NOT piss him off.

P'shaw. I even threw a coat down for a pillow.

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Ayup. The kind of man that likes things that taste good and doesn't give a ***** what anybody thinks. I also like lollipops, pbjs, cotton candy and ordering chocolate milk in biker taverns.

Do they play like Billy Sims?

It was impossible to find for a long while but they must have ramped up production because it's plentiful now. Letting it sit on rocks for 5 minutes is good, but a splash of ginger ale on it is even better.

Sweet. My work here is done.

Holy schnikes, you must have a trail cam at my camp.

I am a planner!

That was just the one in the on-deck circle for when I woke up

Or maybe because he was the best college receiver we've seen in years.

Congrats on your two new pets

Reported!

No worries; that was about 1000X more polite than some of the PM's I get

(Yes, that's actually me ; - )

Are you tired of the house too?

Well, he didn't say "where".

I think that up until recently, they were only using non-playoff teams for the show. That probably has more to do with those numbers than anything else.

I don't disagree; just trying to differentiate between folks who consider it an unfair advantage vs folks who find it tedious. Sports require tension to be interesting and the NFL is on a torrid run of doing things that remove tension from the game.