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And somehow he actually made it a safe throw. Can you imagine being that DT? You're about to absolutely crush a QB who just inadvertently walked right into your rush and 1/10th of a second later the ball whizzes by your ear for a TD.

Have you gone outside your mind? This is why we can't have nice things.

Yep. That's why I dropped the "Sort of" in there.

Agreed; it takes years of improper training.

Alcohol is the only one that produces a hangover. The rest might have you feeling tired the next day just because you were up all night, but no dehydration, headache, nausea, etc.

Sort of an injury update

If you substitute mushrooms for LSD, I hit that same quadfecta the morning of the Bills first Super Bowl.

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The NFL now has a "goaltending" rule where you're no longer allowed to block a kick as it passes over the crossbar

They also initially called it a good catch despite the fact that I don't think he got either foot down inbounds. If your looking for clarity re: what calls are coming from where, I would suggest not holding your breath while doing so.

Mac Jones looks like a golfer with a bag full of 8 irons

F.A.S.T.

Galdangit, there goes my rusty gate joke.

I'm guessing they just continued with their RB rotation. Or maybe limiting wear and tear on the older more physical runners that they'll need down the road? Or maybe rewarding Cook for responding to good coaching this week (Hey James, quit dicking around and get N/S)? Whatever the case, it might provide some insight to how they view any pecking order (i.e. there is none)

I bet he looks like this

I was hoping they'd let him chuck a couple

I hope it cured his slice....

If anybody has any good tailgate stories or observations, drop 'em here. Those of us who'd have loved to have been there but couldn't make it would enjoy and appreciate.

Did you change your hair?

I may be an ass, but I'm an honest ass...

I don't disagree with any of this but I'd suggest that the reason that Lawson's snap count was so high was that the Bills called off the dogs midway through the 4th qrtr and as a result Shaq was on the field for the rest of the game at that point.

I actually haven't had a beer in 2-3 weeks.

Agreed that D Adams should not have been on the field at that point. But Taylor Rapp needs to learn to hold his water. I get that he doesn't get a lot of snaps and wants to do something with the ones he does get, but you need to be game aware and respect other people no matter what jersey they're wearing. That game was for all intents and purposes over at that point and there is no need to be out there trying to murder people when you're just running out the clock. Who gives a damn if he catches that ball at that point, it's not going to affect the game one way or the other; just give him a tap on the hat on the way by to ensure he's down by contact and move on to the next play. Going for killshots like that can literally mess with people's lives, and there's no need for it at that point in a game that is all but over. I hope Rapp gives Adams a call this week, checks up on him and apologizes for getting caught up in the moment.