Typical TBD Guy

John Rigas?! Woohoo! We're saved!

I wear pink. Are you saying that I'm not a real man? http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_dd2.htm

And yet one particularly irate Bills fan instructed this Louie Anderson look-a-like "journalist" to remain IN the kitchen...

Fitzy is exactly 3.5 parts intelligence, 2 parts ability, 1.33 parts awesomeness, 2.25 parts beard, and 1 part girlish scream.

DC Tom, As TBD's resident physics expert, do you think there is much to this potential discovery? Or is this more likely a result of systemic experimental error (for example, they are not correctly measuring the distance the neutrinos are traveling)?

Sports reporter Pat Moran spotted Bill Belichick having dinner in a dark corner of a restaurant with Jeff Gillooly.

CB and OLB need to be set at P2, every other position at P3 or lower.

I think the base defense this game will be a 3-3-5 with Scott replacing Davis. Not only is Scott a much better option in pass coverage, but he is also a pretty decent pass rusher for a safety.

You know...at some point your 3-4 defense is going to need a legitimate pass rush generated from the OLB's... I realize the game plan for the past two weeks was to stop the run at all costs, but this Sunday there will be no more excuses. In my opinion, this is probably Kelsay's last year, unless he's willing to take a paycut and accept his role as "solid vet backup." Fitzgibbons, Stevie, and Bell will need to be re-signed/extended this offseason with only a limited amount of Ralph's cash to go around. $6 million a year? Give me a break.

Nice try, Mrs. Bledsoe.

Phil Simms.

The theme of that youtube video is that humans are !@#$ing things up largely due to overpopulation. So if you really cared for your children, you wouldn't have any.

No, I wasn't impressed at all. He needs to be cut this afternoon, with Michael Jasper taking his place as starting TE.

I think you need to ignore the advice of your own user name and try to get some sleep before you die.

If that's the case, then Jasper better be at the bottom.

Mike "Lurch" Rockwood.

You're not crazy. It's very typical to carry 9 OL and activate 8 for games. The Bills only kept 8 because they've decided to keep an extra LB than normal. This is partly due to the high number of injuries we seem to get at that position, and also partly due to the fact that we didn't really have more than 8 NFL-caliber OL in training camp.

Down to 20! Nix and Gailey are really beginning to shape this roster in the way they want it...hopefully that's a good thing. 2001: Moorman 2003: Lindell, Kelsay, McGee 2004: Wilson 2005: Parrish 2006: Jackson, Williams 2007: Scott 2008: Spencer Johnson, McIntyre, McKelvin, Stevie Johnson, Bell 2009: Sanborn, Florence, Fitzpatrick, Wood, Levitre, Byrd

Approximately half of the posters on this message board are actually different log-in names of Jerry Sullivan's.

That's really not my most flattering outfit, John.

I hope Chris Kelsay doesn't read TBD.

Agreed. This "mrags" fellow has proved he is a douchebag with his post. Nevertheless, as much as I love hockey and the Sabres, I'd rather have the Lombardi for this one simple reason: it is much less likely that the Bills leave Buffalo if they win a Super Bowl before Ralph's death.

Much appreciated, kind sir . You go to a Bills game wearing a jersey of your favorite Bills player. I may show up with a fuchsia chiffon blouse complete with sequins and glitter. But when Fitzgibbons throws the ol' pigskin into the hands of Stevie J, we will both find ourselves cheering for the same football team. Pat Moron can do all the shoddy journalistic detective work he wants; all he will find is one hell of a rabid, chic Bills fan.

Yes, I'm really a Bills fan! Two Bills Drive started becoming obsessed with me in 2002 after Tom Donahoe changed the uniforms. Everyone was angry about that, and they were looking for some fashionable alternatives to those wretched things. By the magical powers of Google, my website was discovered. And the rest, as they say, is history...

To determine how young you can date, you really only need to follow the "older than 17" rule.