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79, she was a kid

If I look at my 'celebrity does crazy thing' plot points, I believe Sanchez will leave hospital, do a big interview where he accepts blame but also lets everyone know he's been dealing with mental health issues for some time. This will instantly make him a victim in the matter and also act as a buffer so anyone who criticizes him will be a biggot who doesn't take mental health seriously. Then he will announce that he's going into therapy to help him deal with his demons. This will show that he's a fighter who and will provoke admiration from the media, especially fellow NFL pundits who will publicly show their support. He will then release a book with a title that eludes to the incident, as well as his NFL career, something like Jets-it Wound.

Idiots forgot to put yardage lines on it

Exactly right. In the end it didn't matter what my neighbor claimed she saw. The cops looked at all the evidence and concluded I was simply spooning our pet Bassett hound because I was cold

Dirty Birds 35 Besmirched Bills 20

I'm telling you, my prediction is going to come true. Playoffs vs the Chiefs, Mahomes with the ball in the last minute, driving for the Chiefs win, pass picked off by Hairston and returned for the pick 6. Crowd goes wild. TBD implodes. Chris Brown throws out 7 different Mad Max references in 30 seconds. And I'm a fan who always predicts the worse, but this is going to happen

You're a genius. I think another 3 losses and some serious injuries to key players and that Lombardi trophy is pretty much ours

Why is he dressed like a Teletubby?

We had an everyone eats philosophy in my family but my wife refused to follow the process

I'm tired of it until we score lots of points and win the game, then it feels much better than it did before.

I see my sexual history with women. Shoulders, so many cold shoulders

My condolences. One of the true cruelties of the world is that dogs are given such short spans while even the scummiest of people can get 7 or 8 times as long.

My issue with the ball control stuff has always been that if you end up with long drives that ultimately break down or end in a FG (or missed FG) you've taken a lot of time off the clock and essentially done the job of the opposing offense for them, i.e. reduced the amount of opportunities Josh Allen gets. It's not like the old days when it was more effective. Offenses can score so quickly now that you can quickly find yourself in a hole without much time left on the clock, and when your defense can't get stops on 3rd down it becomes even worse

Apparently all the zebras from last night were seen out in Buffalo, each with a Thai 'girlfriend'. they're all friends of Robert Kraft. I think he's just a passionate match maker

You know how even when you're 40 you always revert to acting like a high schooler when you go to a school reunion? I think this is what happens to Josh whenever he's back in a stadium with Diggs.

Bills lose 1 game. TBD posters:

Meh, thought we'd lose this but also said we'd whack them in the rematch. this team needed a kick in the pants to get away from this sloppy play. they sure are frustrating to watch sometimes though

Hmmm, tat no call on interference against the Broncos was every so slightly suspect

I guess it's time for a trip to finheaven

Such a shame to see the Dolphins suffer

Mark schlareth was just singing a song from Finding Nemo (?????????????????????????????????????????????????????)

I know this is a bit like saying the Ukraine situation is a bit unstable, but boy the Jets are really s**t

Come on boys, let’s inundate the ball down the field

His players don't rally around their coach, they orbit him. Good for him

Wow, this thread was a real rollercoaster. I went from "Wow, he might die!" to "Phew, glad he's okay" to "Jeez, what a d*ckhead" in less than 4 pages. We public are so fickle