US Egg

There’s “Not Wanted” posters of my wife in stores around us. Unbeknownst to me before we met, she’s the Matriarch of the Karens.

I’m often in the men’s room/getting a beer during the anthems.

I already gave them to him when I opened up my PayPal account. He lets the Gov’t. know whenever I transfer cash through it.

No doubt someone stealing my thunder.

My kid just hipped me to draft simulators…..Wow! I need to get out of the cave more.

Can we use the word ‘miracle’ here? Thank God.

WR’s are overvalued.

Well, you’re 0 for 2 slugger.

It’s okay to boo. Hopefully there’s a rematch Thursday in Boston.

Do not sign Higgins!

Yeah, one best be specific or else….😅

So then what was so hard to believe?

Google AI: “According to data from various sources, the average percentage of plays in the NFL that are targeted towards Wide Receivers (WRs) is around 60-65% of passing plays”…..

https://www.science.org/content/article/u-s-conditionally-approves-vaccine-protect-poultry-avian-flu “Although many influenza researchers contend that vaccination can help control spread of the deadly virus, the U.S. government has long resisted allowing its use because of politics and trade concerns that many contend are unscientific.” https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/24155545/bird-flu-vaccines-h5n1-avian-flu-cows “Effective bird flu vaccines for poultry have existed for years and are even used routinely in other countries. But, in stark contrast to the Covid-19 pandemic when new vaccines were rapidly developed and rolled out, the US has yet to adopt vaccination as a disease control strategy for bird flu.”

I’m thinking it’s simply due to the fact that almost 2/3 of offensive plays target WR’s.

Rolling Stones ‘78 performance was awful.

If I don’t know who is playing 3rd violin I lose my mind.

Lou Piccone. He tried to start a fight with me.

🤢 🤮

Got in enough years for a pension.

Don’t know if it exists anymore, but indoor soccer was more enjoyable to watch than football.

Kinda like a Festivus thread.

They’ll outdraw the Sabres.