The Guy In Pants

Every ***** day. Their redactions go in the tiniest print. Read a story on their website; more often than not; there is a disclaimer ??

I loathe that taint.

Keep Pushing.

I last knew him to live in Mexico; I believe. That was some years ago

2 things.

??? ***** morons

Yowzers. We have a live one here. You’re not welcome in CHAZ.

I’m sensing that you are a Cortez-ist. She’s not some scatterbrained nincompoop with the IQ of butter. She’s got a degree in Finance from General Mills. She can help you save money. Did you just assume my gender?

We don’t like the term “PowerPoint” because it reminds of of Hitler pointing at things. So, we call them “Computerized Knowledge Boxes On the Wall”

I will personally speak to A.O.C at our next lunch and learn and see what we can work out.

Well; not quite. You see; the only people allowed to have firearms will be the new community police force officers. These officers will range in gender from the flamboyantly Fabulous fluids to the Sassy neutrals. we have to pay for all of their uniforms so that will mean at least 57 styles. Comrade Commanders will be made to wear the pant suit; as made famous by Hillary Clinton, so everyone can spot the leadership. The firearms will not be your typical firearm either. The “originals”, if you will; will have already been melted down to make new piercings for nose, lips, nips, nether regions and lobes. The new firearm will actually be made from 100% recycled CIS male fingernails and will be designed to fire trapezoidal rounds which can tell if a person is a racist, fascist, homophobe or Trump supporter simply by tasting the air with its mechanical tongue. They are called SJWR’s or Social Justice Warrior Rounds. Moving on; we still have to have enough funds for transportation and to outfit that transportation with state of the art video game consoles and Bluetooth speaker devices capable of amplifying techno music over the typical hustle and bustle noise of everyday life. So, you see; there are a lot of moving parts and we will need you to continue to pay taxes; in some instances more, to enable us to protect you, comrade.

Reallocation of funds, sir. They’re not stupid enough to give you back what they’ve taken from you already.

***** morons.

The cities will be where the ***** show would be. Out on the back 40; we would be fine.

Businesses will leave. I don’t see how they think this is going to work. Never mind; I do know.

Well; it’s personal preference really. Regardless of which hand gun you decide to purchase; it is important that if you are going to be conceal carrying; that the holster you choose allows you to be comfortable and gives you unrestricted access to draw in a fast and controlled manner. One fluid motion. MilliSeconds count. I recommend that you carry the one you purchase, magazine inserted with no round in the chamber while you are around the house For awhile and practice drawing. Nothing beat short range; speed drills. Set yourself up with local spots. Plenty of instructors around if you want one. I am not one. I would suggest visiting a local store/range that allows you to fire various calibers and styles of hand guns. It is my experience that those stores that offer range time before purchase are more apt to have your level of firearm experience at the forefront of their sales pitch. Pawn shops; looking for money. Home defense is best served With a weapon of the shotgun variety. They are also very fun. For this weapon; the members of your family who are capable of using it should be trained with it. Safety is 1000% first. Regardless. Anyone with a firearm who is not proficient and safe; is more a danger to themselves and those around them than they are to a threat. I am not talking down to you. You asked for suggestions. Here’s one opinion of mine you could safely take to the bank; the compact .380 Ruger LCP is lousy and if they suggest it as a conceal carry.......kindly decline.

It will.

They had just better be happy with the level of restraint being afforded them by the mentally stable majority of the country.

Beautiful and smart!

I ***** love that.

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I may be in the market for another one so I’ll look this up. Thanks!

Be still my heart ❤️

That’s exactly the kind of ***** stick I would assume could find fault with a mother ***** puppy cartoon character. Hopefully this one doesn’t reproduce and if it does; God help the child. ***** mentally ill man.

And then they shout insults at him. ***** taints.