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The Guy In Pants

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  1. This is the ***** I’m talking about. You said to watch when DR hit’s 50,000 posts. He has already. Or has he? What happened then? Or what didn’t happen? When do we all get to put on the same style shoes and get whisked away to the comet? Or get together for a refreshing glass of kool aid and the book club?
  2. It’s the 6th realm man. He operates on the 6th realm. Think about it like this: you’re here. But you’re not. You’re actually over there. But you’re not even over there either. You’re not here nor there but somehow you’re like in between here and there but still here and there. All the while; Rhino is prancing around your sub-conscience dropping kernels of propaganda and rewiring your psyche.
  3. @Deranged Rhino Hey, Man in Black; can you get me a job in your secret space cadet program? I was a Boy Scout for 3 and a half months and can tie a rhubarb knot like nobody’s business. I’m fluent in three languages: Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat. I even know our motto: I pledge allegiance to the committee of Oversight; one political narrative; obsolete with injustice and Democrat propaganda for all.
  4. Why in the ***** would the CIA be on a football board? Besides; shouldn’t he have a cool CIA username like “007” or “Secret Squirrel”?
  5. The maturity level of one group is much lower than the other. The way they engage in discussion is indicative of the way they vote. So, it’s easy to see why you are frustrated.
  6. I heard all the Cuomos like their Covid insterted sideways. Don’t quote me; just passing along something I heard.
  7. That’s unfortunate. You probably never got the Derek’s, Hugo‘s or Quinton’s then. You got the Larry’s, Spencer’s and the Kyle’s. Those are the ones who show up really dirty, no deodorant, modestly overweight and sporting patchy, two toned, Joe Dirt like facial hair and wreak of Red Bull’s and Cheetos. I’m just being a dumbass and making stupid comments. It’s what I do from time to time.
  8. Wonder how many contractors she calls in to fill the void? “Derek, you’ve been to that house 4 times this week. How dirty is that pool?”
  9. I read today that Barr said he does not expect any investigations into Biden or Obama. Take it for what it’s worth.
  10. I’m fairly certain they consider themselves a legal scholar. Or, at the very least; play one on the internet. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I myself; am not who I claim to be. I am “The Guy In Pants”. However; I’m not wearing any.
  11. Actually; “Project Deep Throat” was a secret government program of which only two people knew of its existence. The project ran from 1995-1997. It wasn’t until 1998 when the project became known to others only to be replaced with “Project Moist Cigar” and “Operation: I Didn’t Do It.”. More important to note, is the reason for those secret programs. Hillary Clinton is a nasty cow and I can only imagine how disgusting she looked naked.
  12. You read that too? Did you read the part where he went back to school?
  13. I heard that if you go to Ancestry.com and follow his lineage; not only is Donald J Trump’s uncles ex wife’s sister in laws second cousin thrice removed, Hitlers grandmother, but you can also see that Vladimir Putin is in that same tree. I want to say that Putin and Hitler actually had a god child named Thornton who ended up marrying Trumps step mothers daughter; Incontinentia Buttocks. That’s where the Biggus Dickus come into play that caused Stormy Daniels to fantasize about the mogul. Anyway; long story short, Satan lives with Trump in the White House and is planning on removing our Bill of Feelings and Constipation. Thanks to Trump; we are *****. North Korea will end up being the last free nation on earth. Not only has Trump destroyed our dEmOcRaCy, but the poor Chinese government. He’s totally ruined their wonderful country.
  14. Orange man is very bad. A shame to think our federal government was pristine until he arrived with all his scandals and lies. Not one career politician was corrupt and they are trying very hard to save our dEmOCrAcY.
  15. They’ve been making the rules up as the go along up to this point; why would they stop now?
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