This would be my guess too. The guy is just having some fun with the guests. Wouldn't be surprised if it was not only ok'd but planned by the bride and groom.
Hadn't considered that. You may be on to something here. You don't carry a name with that many letters around unless you have a large enough frame.
Case in point- Mr. Roethlisberger
Nah- it was all downhill for him after he started blaming God for his drops. Lack of responsibility. Lack of maturity.
We tended to value him a little higher than we ought have while he was here. Our #1 went to another team and had to fight for playing time.
I read this multiple times looking for a punch line... or at least a "sarcasm included" stamp. i found neither.
I have to ask, just to be clear- you believe CNN has a slightly conservative bias?