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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. There's only one thing worse than a Labatt's '50'. * A warm Labatt's '50'. 😁
  2. As opposed to what? The American 'sex in a canoe'? 🀨
  3. So that was the QC guy with the 'open to work' sign on his LinkedIn profile...πŸ€”
  4. 'Bobby Chandler's Quick-Pickin' N Fun-Strummin' Home Geetar Course'.
  5. Along these lines, the door from the storeroom that doubled as Brandon's 'shagatorium'. It can be burned at a ceremonial bonfire. 😁
  6. Wilson is apparently not a player. He's a 'play-YAH'. πŸ€”
  7. Hey! Just trying to emulate Joe Namath!
  8. July 10, 2022: Ti-cats did not lose this week in CFL action. (Bye week. 😁) * In other league action, Duke Williams was good for a TD and a 4 reception game against Ottawa on Friday night. I wonder if his good play is attributed to the fact his Canadian Tire on Thursday unloaded a shipping container of footballs shipped 'bulk'. πŸ€”
  9. πŸ€” * Goofus lines his pockets with extra money from insurance company endorsements. Gallant participated in fundraising efforts for a children's hospital. 😁
  10. 1. If I am a gambler, I steer clear of this game. 😁 2. As Douglas Adams wrote, "put your analyst on danger money." A bit arcane, but the H2G2 fans will 'get it'.
  11. The fix is in. You offer the team physician a package deal on homeowners, automobile, and malpractice insurance, and Baker's a shoo in. 😁
  12. A large soft drink at Flying J truck stops just went up to $79.95.
  13. Carolina trading for Darnold was 'Jack and the Beanstalk' v. 2.0. Traded a valuable cow for magic beans. * The Mayfield trade in comparison is savvy business. 😁
  14. A. Who cares?! * Heard from offscreen: "God cares, Day-vee! Ruff!"
  15. Carolina Panthers need to redo the 'I've Been Everywhere' song, but substitute QBs for places. πŸ€”
  16. This is why Jerry left him out of his will. πŸ€”
  17. Haslam tripled the price on Browns gear to help underwrite the Watson deal. 😁
  18. UB officials: "Now that's just silly!" Syracuse officials: "What suckers...er, um...boosters can help us with this noble goal?"
  19. Was looking for a suitable 'carpenter building a crate' gif, but it's the off season. Thanks for picking up the slack. 😁
  20. My mistake, haven't followed the last few pages where focus switched to Jackson from Mayfield. πŸ™πŸ˜
  21. CSR for Progressive requires both online and in classroom training. He might even take over the Progressive vacancy in Millinocket, Maine! 😁
  22. Wait a minute. We did this shtick in another episode. πŸ€”
  23. Le'Veon likes his money.
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