Zay crush? Hardly, but I am excited for the Bills to have the all-time FBS reception leader. Color me crazy, but I think it helps the team to have a guy who has shown he can produce big numbers and comes off as a professional to boot.
And I dunno what I can do for you if you can't appreciate John Bonham for being the best drummer to ever live. My understanding is that hearing aid technology is cutting edge these days. In the alternative, I can suggest Debrox.