Mrs. Ball was deeply saddened to see that you think she's as old as the women in this story. Once she recovers from her period of depression I expect she will issue a fatwa against you & those who had fun at her expense in this thread.
Luckily Boyst was offstage. He was able to use his hose to extinguish the fire.
If Fergie was the one offstage the woman's crotch would have instantaneously become encased in ice. Different method, same result.
I don't think harm to the kids has been argued (or at least not by me). What's been argued is was it right for the coach to run up the score and whether anyone learned anything from the experience, but carry on.