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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/sarah-palin-snl-outfit-sparks-criticism-twitter-article-1.2116618

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-crashes-pennsylvania-article-1.2116668

See Maybin, Aaron.

Summary: Former Port Authority Chairman oversees negotiations with airlines, including United Airlines, for landing fees at New York airports. United Airlines creates non-stop service between Newark and Columbia, SC that has only two weekly flights: Newark to Columbia on Thursdays and Columbia to Newark on Mondays. By a magical coincidence, the Chairman works in New Jersey from Monday to Wednesday and flies back home to Columbia on Thursdays and flies to Newark on Monday mornings. By another magical coincidence, the Chairman changes the date of the weekly meetings in New Jersey from Thursdays to Wednesdays. By a third magical coincidence, United Airlines cancels service to Columbia three days after the chairman resigns. http://www.northjersey.com/news/federal-subpoena-seeks-travel-records-of-former-port-authority-chairman-david-samson-1.1265692 http://www.northjersey.com/news/feds-contact-south-carolina-airport-officials-in-probe-tied-to-ex-port-authority-chairman-david-samson-1.1269309 Also: Port Authority board members also get to bypass airline check-ins, TSA and customs when they fly: http://www.northjersey.com/news/documents-four-port-authority-commissioners-flying-from-area-airports-given-special-treatment-1.1270440

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/briton-landed-165k-medical-bill-4997367

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/justice-ginsburg-i-drank-before-presidents-speech/vi-AA9lnab

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/weather/were-headed-for-a-long-deep-freeze-20150211 In my day, I walked to school 8 miles each way through 9 feet of snow and 30 below weather blah blah blah........ (disintegrates into old-guy talk)

http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2015/02/bill_earthquake_enyart_star_of.html

Article: http://www.news9.com/story/28064589/arrest-warrant-issued-for-putnam-city-teacher-accused-of-sexting-student Twitter: https://twitter.com/jiujitsuwhit

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/james-dolan-fan-knicks-don-root-nets-article-1.2107332 http://nypost.com/2015/02/08/james-dolan-calls-knicks-fan-alcoholic-hateful-in-raging-email/ http://deadspin.com/dolan-start-rooting-for-the-nets-because-the-knicks-d-1684489469

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11397385

http://www.coldwellbankermoves.com/property/details/4385273/MLS-3196425/104-Oak-Ridge-Ave-Summit-NJ-07901.aspx

Still owes ex-wife $54,000,000: http://www.foxsports.com/golf/story/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-divorce-54-million-020515

Bankruptcy article: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article9358622.html Long article on their history: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-02-02/inside-radioshack-s-slow-motion-collapse They only had 9 stores as late as 1962?

http://www.delcotimes.com/general-news/20150204/ud-cops-man-fatally-shoots-assailant-in-botched-robbery

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/02/06/chris-paul-on-female-ref-who-gave-him-technical-foul-this-might-not-be-for-her/

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/earn-13k-year-selling-poop-article-1.2104608

fourth line from the bottom More info: http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2015/feb/05/my-husband-would-have-laughed-about-seahawks-dig-o/

And would ya? http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/01/29/student-turned-dominatrix-awarded-1-5m-after-car-accident-left-her-with-brain-injury-and-a-new-personality/

http://www.kokomotribune.com/news/deputies-mac-teacher-had-sex-with-two--year-old/article_7d68d394-abde-11e4-ad49-3379af39c1f7.html

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/crime/2015/02/04/starke-nfl-player-gun-drug-arrest/22871499/

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/christchurch-office-sex-caught-on-camera-from-busy-bar-across-the-road/story-fnet0gt3-1227205697002 Basically, they thought that the tinted office windows (which do not allow people to see inside during daylight) also work at night (when the lights are on inside but darkness outside).

These were broadcast on British TV, and feature Leslie Nielsen and many Police Squad! jokes: Commercial 1 Commercial 2 Commercial 3 Commercial 4

So, you're driving your Mercedes SUV along a road and come up to a commuter train at-grade crossing. Then, you drive over the tracks very slowly and, as you do this, the railroad signals start to flash and one of the gates lowers down on the top of your car. Do you: Accelerate like hell to get off the tracks, and cause minor damage to your SUV and the railroad gate Get out of your car and run like hell Get out of your car, spend 10 seconds or so walking around your car, checking it out, then get back into your car and try to drive forward across the crossing http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/mass-casualty-incident-metro-north-train-hits-car-article-1.2102293 http://nypost.com/2015/02/03/metro-north-train-collides-with-2-cars-causing-massive-explosion/