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http://abc13.com/news/texas-woman-doing-modeling-shoot-when-struck-by-train/1801753/ https://www.google.com/maps/@30.3847726,-96.0881845,3a,15y,160.72h,87.72t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCg2oNJhvkzJc1wA3jY2MWw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Speaking of which: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/make-america-great-again-anus-tattoo_us_58cac967e4b0ec9d29d9bba0

http://kron4.com/2017/03/14/man-stuck-in-shaft-over-togos-sandwiches-in-napa/

How's the stock price doing? https://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/07/21/fantex-completes-second-football-player-i-p-o-though-demand-is-slack/

Unintentionally funny story (and picture): http://www.bostonglobe.com/magazine/2016/05/18/hopes-dreams-debt/fR60cKakwUlGok0jTlONTN/story.html So here's a long, long story regarding millennials and their student debt. And the primary focus of the story is on the three women at the top of the page (look at the photo closely) who all have lots of debt and are all "struggling financially" and all live together "barely about the poverty line". OTOH, even though they say they are :struggling", they do manage to have one very high-end liquor cabinet.

What a bunch of pansies. In my day, I walked 8 miles to school, each way, every day, through 3 feet of snow blah blah blah... (disintegrates into old-guy talk)

http://www.wfmj.com/story/34707527/leavittsburg-and-austintown-women-caught-in-prostitution-sting

We're Bills fans. We all suffer from anxiety and depression.

Do the Air New Zealand Auckland nonstop to Houston. Go with the Premium Economy or, if you have the nut, go with First Class (which gives you the full bed at your seat). It's only one flight per day, about 4 times per week, so you really have to search for it. That bed was worth every penny. They don't fly to New Zealand. A Lear jet would work even better.

"Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the thread which you have just posted about the president who makes broken promises. Many of my best friends are presidents, and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times."

I think that there are a lot of posters on this board who are switch-hitters.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/East-Central-ISD-educator-resigns-in-wake-of-10986191.php

http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2017-02-22/athens-man-assaults-mother-pork-chop-head-butts-her-police-say

12 lanes, soon to be 14.

Wawrow: Four-year deal, opt-out after three years: http://pro32.ap.org/article/bills-tyrod-four-year-deal

First of all, you are assuming that charter bus drivers are candidates for Mensa, and that they have gone through extensive training and safety courses prior to be hired (Not!). Second, here's the crossing with the low ground clearance warning signs that everyone ignores. Third, I'm assuming that the bus company and driver do not want to get written up by the police, which is why the driver probably did not call 911.

http://www.dallasnews.com/business/real-estate/2017/03/07/toyotas-denton-county-spread-will-corporate-getaway-ranch-racetrack

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/05/texas-man-charged-indecent-exposure-neighbor-records-sex-fence

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/traffic/2017/03/04/northbound-sh-360-shut-grapevine-fiery-18-wheeler-crash

Follow-up: I got the update to work, and now it runs fine. The problem? I looked online over the weekend, and found the issue on several message boards. My computer has a Logitech wireless trackball mouse. All I had to do was to leave the computer on overnight. In the morning, I went to Start>Settings>Updates and Security and made sure that "A restart is required" message was there. I clicked the "restart now' button and then removed the Logitech USB doodle from the back of the computer. After an hour, the update was completed. I then re-attached the doodle and the Logitech mouse software updated itself.

"Nkechi Amare Diallo" http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/former-naacp-leader-rachel-dolezal-gets-new-african-name/ar-AAnIwK0

Well, you're certainly welcome on this board but, given the way that this board works, I would put the over/under at 10 minutes before someone asks you about your bra size.