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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4436302/Andie-Macdowell-timeless-beauty-movie-premiere.html

Shiv the mofo?

I posted it as a joke, but after last week's Sabres debacle, it isn't even funny anymore.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Massive-power-outage-hits-San-Francisco-shuts-11089574.php

http://wtnh.com/2017/04/17/police-report-alleges-teacher-had-sex-with-student-in-classroom/

I've said it before and I'll say it again - what happens when you take PEDs.

Yes he did: http://chicago.suntimes.com/lifestyles/dear-abby-wife-wants-nightly-sex-but-im-too-tired/

Colonoscopy?

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http://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20170419/sex-sounds-interrupt-tennis-match-at-sarasota-open

Speaking of getting some money: http://buffalonews.com/2017/04/18/cuomos-income-jumps-renewed-book-royalty-payments/

http://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/Benicia-teacher-23-arrested-for-alleged-sex-11079470.php

http://www.wfmj.com/story/35153209/three-arrested-in-austintown-crackdown-on-backpage-prostitution

They're asking for age, not IQ.

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Robert-Taylor-innovator-who-shaped-modern-11074765.php

"The Buffalo Bills, coming off three straight division titles and two AFL championships, are primed to continue their success for the foreseeable future and become a strong contender in the NFL with the upcoming merger."

http://buffalonews.com/2017/04/11/2-jail-deputies-injured-inmate-charged/

C'mon, it's North Korea. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's North Korea. It's like going into Wisconsin.

Update: Passenger is David Dao "Dao was convicted of multiple felony counts of obtaining drugs by fraud or deceit in November 2004 and was placed on five years of supervised probation in January 2005, according to the documents. He surrendered his medical license the next month." http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/local/2017/04/11/david-dao-passenger-removed-united-flight-doctor-troubled-past/100318320/

Marvel Comics artist inserts anti-Jew/Christian message in latest X-Men comic: https://www.guidelive.com/comic-books/2017/04/10/marvel-comics-artist-religious-controversy-x-men-christian-islamic-protest-indonesia