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So I take it that the male prostitute job didn't work out?

http://nypost.com/2017/03/02/woman-accused-of-having-sex-with-three-high-school-athletes/

Your neighbor took a photo of you doing the yard work last year:

RIP Fetty Wap(ner).

More info (in case you guys want to pursue it any further). Currently, the machine is running Version 1511. The problems happen during the update to Version 1607: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1OPRB_enUS528US529&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=windows+update+1511+to+1607+not+working&*

http://wivb.com/2017/02/27/ecc-hockey-player-knocks-down-ref/

...DC Tom! oh wait

Update: She's still white: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/25/rachel-dolezal-not-going-stoop-apologise-grovel

I know that this web site is populated with computer nerds , so I figured that one of you geniuses can come up with an answer for this. We have 7 computers, all running Windows 10. And they all work properly, except for one. This desktop computer has trouble with a Windows update. After this update is installed, the machine will not reboot. Instead, it gets stuck on the dark screen that has the light blue Windows logo with the swirling circle. And after a short time, the logo disappears but the swirling circle stays. (no reboot) Right now, the machine works. At the lower left of the screen, when I click Start>Power it gives me 5 options: Sleep Shut down Restart Update and restart Update and shut down If I click Start>Settings>Update & security it gives me a message that that the computer needs to be restarted in order to complete the update. For now, I have been simply clicking Start>Power>Shut down to avoid the issue. After a while, though, I get the pop-up message that the computer will restart in 10 minutes, with an option to “Restart Now”. And this pop-up message can’t be ignored or deleted, and the computer will restart with no way to stop it. When I click any of the “update” or “restart” options described above, the computer will update. And I get the screen that says “Updating Windows 10 – this may take a while.” After the update is done, the computer will automatically reboot, which gives me the dark screen/swirling circle described above. And this screen will not go away – I’ve let the computer sit for two days with the swirling circle staying there. I can temporarily work around the issue by manually turning the computer off and on 3 times. After the third time, I will get the “Restoring your previous version of Windows” screen which puts me back to Square One. So…any ideas?

She said that Boyst just wasn't man enough: http://www.rockymounttelegram.com/Police/2017/02/25/Former-teacher-charged-with-having-sex-with-student.html

You're forgetting that this is an online message board. And as you know, ALL online message board posters are studs who have 20-year-old supermodel girlfriends that are better looking than any other supermodels out there.

What a nice lady: http://www.dallasnews.com/news/arlington/2017/02/22/arlington-preschool-teacher-fired-kill-jews-tweet-anti-semitic-posts

"It's Donald Trump's fault that I beheaded than man!" http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/exclusive-suspect-nabbed-brutal-2005-brooklyn-beheading-article-1.2979176

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/driver-729909-officer-carpool.html

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-tv-worker-i-was-dismissed-from-my-job-in-soho-for-being-too-good-looking-a3470651.html

http://www.news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/police-woman-arrested-in-prostitution-sting-offered-sex-act-for-taco-bell

http://wnyt.com/news/jason-twiss-albany-man-accused-of-biting-officers-finger/4405253/

http://abc27.com/2017/02/21/mom-sends-son-care-package-after-forgotten-chore/

Tiberius 1994:

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Dick-Street-Proposed-Name-Change-Embarrasses-Neighbors-Clifton-New-Jersey-413750183.html

http://www.hickoryrecord.com/news/fowl-play-half-ton-concrete-chicken-stolen-near-taylorsville/article_3c045623-2635-5c16-8692-37a172053257.html Pervert.

What about the frozen concentrated orange juice market? I've been thinking about buying up some futures contracts. In fact, I saw a fascinating documentary on TV last month about frozen concentrated orange juice trading from the 1980's.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/01b6ac93ff124438a522aa2661da2d91/windy-enough-ya-big-rig-blows-over-crushes-patrol-car

http://nypost.com/2017/02/12/crazed-pilot-rants-about-politics-and-divorce-over-plane-intercom/