Captain_Quint

He's starting to crack. Old man injuries. He'll lose the remote soon enough.

The old 'Glass half empty' assertion.

Who ate all the donuts?

This is worse than one of Crayonz 'I have a secrets' threads... I think TG took a page from his book while he was on here.

Weak.

Maybe it happened in Canada so technically its 'International violence'?

This guy thinks the agent is playing possum: https://mobile.twitter.com/TimGrahamsDad

Weird. I wonder if its Shaq Lawson??

At this point, McCoy feels left out that he didnt get suspended.

Mannys a workout freak, so hopefully he hasnt lost a step with the injury and aging.

Dareus was on the list today, too, thanks to Yolo's twitter rumor debacle yesterday.

He was awful in game 1. Powell and others have outperformed him so it isnt surprising. Gotta catch the ball.

Thanks Obama!

This is exactly right. Rex brought him in as a novelty last year. We get it, he punched Geno. He should have been cut last year midseason, or at the end of the year, or in June... And I agree with BADOL, too. For the first time, I actually thought 'Maybe he put a few things together this offseason'. He got good push on a couple plays and contain on a couple others. Then he got hurt. But his stupidity would have ultimately been his downfall anyway.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/burglary/ohio-orange-juice-274935

You should, but with a negative spin.

Does HPV cause heart attacks??

This isnt much of a thread.

Whats it like being a rabbi from Astoria?

He's almost as good as you, minus the giant forehead and unibrow.

Thats to make sure their socks get wet (they love to be miserable and B word about stuff). Damn, no need to be so crusty with the old man.

Named his gerbil 'Luke'.

Which is 25 times the number of men you've slept with.