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My translation of Keith Butler: He's been watching the All 22 of the AFC title game on a loop, trying figure out how to put a watered-down coat of black & gold paint on Spag's scheme.

So the locker room and coaching staff can't put their trust in Tua, their owner's a nutcase that wants to give the farm away for a quarterback who might be going to prison, and they're 1-5 against Josh & McD.

She's got a Linked In. Her resume includes 6 months in 2016 as a 'skins/WFT digital media intern. Holy *****.

Why do people still bring up this guy? Mods, can we please ban all threads relating to or commenting on that dime a dozen douchebag troll?

On one side, the pats blogosphere is super high on Jones' decisionmaking, accuracy, and leadership. On the other hand, they said the same things about Stidham until he actually had to play football.

This feels like the first Dolphins game last year. Flores had them ready with the perfect gameplan to stop 2019 Josh Allen. Gesicki killed us but Josh went off and we won anyway. Tomlin's going to give us his version of KCs gameplan from the AFC title game. Pittsburgh's corners are going to be as physical as the refs allow. Their box defenders will attack our OL to cause confusion, clog up running lanes and passing lanes over the middle, and get in Josh's head. That's what we're gonna see until we prove we can beat it. Tomlin's a great coach, he won't waste time reinventing the wheel.

They really do think Mac Jones is just Andrew Luck or Justin Herbert in a Mac Jones suit don't they?

Not sayin they sign Cam, but he's an ex Panther that just spent the off-season reading NEs playbook.

So NEs QB depth chart is a promising rook, a failed prospect, and a clip board commando. Sorta looks like QB Purgatory to me.

Sooooo...Miami either just gave up the farm for a guy who might be going to jail, or nothing happened. Well, nothing happened except Tua just had a solid camp and pre-season but his coaches couldn't care less. I hate the Watson move (assuming he actually goes to Miami and plays), but I couldn't be happier about how Miami is mismanaging their players.

Making a death threat against the POTUS and VPOTUS on the same day as terrorist attack on the USMC and USN. You're really, really smart, aren't you?

On what?

He's no Einstein, but I'd take his game day check in a second.

The sad thing is, he has plenty of money to fund a trip to all these ICUs and find out for himself. But he doesn't. Gee, I wonder why.

The most interesting thing so far are the international prospects talking about how they go a shot in the NFL. Dak and Zeke are dull as hell, and Jerry looks like he's about to keel over.

I see the Patriots hoping Mac Jones can be c.2001 Tom Brady. Until he is, only the TB12 part of Brady and Belichick has a ring since they split. The other part went back to being the .500 coach he was before he got 19 years of TB12. BB is coaching to prove he's the best coach ever, not just the luckiest.

Trolling Bills fans is a proven method of generating clicks and views. For reference, see Nick Wright's entire career.

Let's all be thankful that our team is just humming along, getting better and building fellowship. Not breaking their feet, knocking each other out, brawling like it's Gangs of New York, or getting stretchered off on back boards.

Man I was getting used to the circus. But I'll take the Salah Era starting off with bad blood between the QB and the organization.

Man, the chiefs are getting the best of both worlds from Bienemy. You'd think he'd have been poached by now, but I guess he's hot garbage at job interviews.

If Don Corleone ran the Bills, the stadium would be a palace of marble, Tom Brady would be stocking shelves with the other 6th rounders, and Belichick would wake up with Ernie Adams head in his sheets.

Ha, the mayor called out the team for being greedy and irrelevant. That's awesome.

I wonder if Real Madrid's sudden interest in the NFL has anything to do with them being broke and holding the bag for the Super League.

Nothing worth worrying about.

So what's the answer?