The Frankish Reich

Hey Irv, didn't I just see a Biden Proof of Life video? Are you gonna retitle that thread?

I would love to see a Republican (old school) unity ticket thing. Condi Rice, where are you? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. (will never happen)

Trump may just open up a wormhole to the void if he isn't careful.

Speaking of touch, Trump is losing his. "Lyin' Kamala?" That's the best you can do? Recycling Lyin' Ted? He actually hasn't had a good one since Low Energy Jeb.

I'm kind of worried about this "void" concept. Sounds all alternate dimension-y.

I hated when they replaced him with Lectronimo, the robot dog. (Actually our Astro does great training camp reports. Really, a blogger is now lower status than a podcaster?)

Well thank you. I try hard to wring a laugh out of you guys. Tough crowd.

B-Man, it's ok to take your ear bandage off now that Trump has removed his. Be careful not to pull your hearing aid off with it! (that's me ... the "edgy" guy)

You mean Biden has been spotted? He's not dead? Not a body double? Remember this is the "reliable mainstream media" thread. Unless you prove otherwise, I'm gonna have to go with Mainstream Media 1 (Biden real and alive; talk to him, he'll talk back to you!) vs. Alt Right Media 0 (Biden dead or on life support)

I'd dump her right away for her Veep pick. There's still time before the election! Maybe I'd dump that Veep pick for that Veep pick too.

Didn't even know about Montel. Forgot he even existed ...

OK. That's just weird. "Love, Lake and Vivek."

Based on what? It's fair to talk about her romance with a powerful man, Willie Brown. That boosted her career beyond that of a line Assistant DA. So fire away. But this is just stupid and apparently sexist.

I thought it was because he's dead. Or brain dead. I read that right here.

Appointing Kamala as the person in charge of "examining the root causes of the Central American immigration surge" (not the "Border Czar") always struck me as a way for Biden to make Kamala look worse, lest she attempt to take his job. It was a totally thankless tasking that she avoided like the plague. Yet still it hangs around her neck with the "Border Czar" title.

The bandage this was sooo dumb. (Wearing a shoe your favored candidate wears is a little different than wearing a fake bandage) I was just a youngster in DC when Bill Clinton was elected. Street vendors were selling these little saxophone lapel pins - Clinton supporters were snapping them up to show their loyalty to the new man in charge. It was ... sooo dumb.

1. The ones that say the Executive Power is limited. The fact that you have a pen and a phone doesn't change that, Mr. Obama. 2. The ones that say the Vice President performs a ministerial function, counting the electoral votes submitted by official state certificates. 3. The ones that say protests are fine, but protests that significantly disrupt the business of Congress cross the line into illegality, and that sitting Presidents egging on such protesters have violated their oath of office. 4. The ones that say that Supreme Court justices ought to recuse from cases directly related to the activities and prodding of their spouses, Justice Thomas. 5. The ones that say that candidates are selected through a primary process, and that this should be respected unless the candidate with the most electoral votes is physically/mentally unable to serve. 6. The ones that say that sitting Presidents should be very careful to avoid prodding foreign powers to investigate their political opponents. 7. The ones that say that sitting Presidents and Attorney Generals should avoid having any prosecutorial discretion/decision-making in matters involving their political opponents or family members or close associates. Oh, and a special one for @JDHillFan - 8. The ones that say that people in elected office or appearing in a formal political setting (on the floor of Congress, giving a speech in your official capacity, at a political convention) ought to dress in a manner that is respectful of the forum and of the people they represent or seek to represent, (see "Business Attire"), Mr. Fetterman and Ms. Guilfoyle.

I wish AI were running the country. Hey, Dave Rubin: no Democrats care because no Democrats are stupid enough to pay attention to the Biden Is Dead nonsense.

Makes one wonder why you pore over my posts so closely. Take your time with this one. I'm off the clock and heading outside for a few hours. Meanwhile, ponder this: Kamala Harris's dating history, fair game or outside the lines?

Wow, maybe John McCain had a point!

Maybe it's like the Trump declassification thing. Biden thought about pardoning Hunter as the priest administered the last rites.

That was one of my best lines! Now who's the old fogey, huh?

Hey, I'm not the one ogling over those swimsuit photos. I also find Kimberly Guilfoyle repulsive, but I understand that some cisgendered men (Don Jr.) actually like the trans woman look. Nothing wrong with that.

Hey, as you've identified, I'm kind of an old fogey. Even using that term reveals me to be one. As such, I believe that professional women ought to look professional. Not dowdy. Professional. Attractive is really nice, but trashy isn't. Kim Guilfoyle, I'm looking at you. Averting my eyes lest they burn all week, but kind of in your general direction. Tulsi isn't trashy, but putting out swimsuit photos (these are NOT papparazzi telephoto lens deals) is not what someone who wants to be in public political life ought to do. So ... fair game.