The Frankish Reich

Wait. I'm late to this party. Who was abducted by aliens? Big if true.

How about these? - she's not 77 years old and constantly harping on her crowd sizes and sharks - she seems sane

Like anyone was going to watch women's boxing.

The question is "why is she reluctant to do an interview?" The answer is "because she caught up with and passed Trump in the polls without doing an interview." The explanation is "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." Sometimes politics is easy. Getting suckered by your opponent into giving him more attention in the press isn't in her interest right now.

Arizona no longer "leaning Red." https://www.newsweek.com/kari-lake-suffers-polling-blow-arizona-1936759 Harris 44.4, Trump 41.6 and even worse for Kari Lake (R-QAnon), trailing Ruben Gallego by 11 points. Candidate quality (or lack thereof) still matters. Even in Arizona.

Or we could just look to see what the Singapore Ministry of Health had to say, including this detailed response calling into question these poorly supported conjectures. https://www.moh.gov.sg/docs/librariesprovider5/pressroom/press-releases/annexebd12490-014e-4853-96b9-e1baa228575d.pdf?sfvrsn=dd548ea2_5

Trumpies just don't get humor. It's not gonna work. The Vance/couch thing was a one-off thing. And it'll stick forever.

So much better to riff on Hannibal Lecter and electric boats and sharks in every speech. No teleprompter needed!

You mean, "Assuming you were a Florida resident, would you vote for the pro-choice amendment on the ballot? Trump: ask me later. I haven't come up with anything yet. Kamala: Hell yes! That's straight talk.

Wow, who would’ve guessed? It’s another weird old white guy posting about a random black guy nobody’s ever heard of posting that he loves Trump. A real first for this board, not counting B-Man’s fave “She’s in Love with My Dick” rapper.

Because Trumpies read ONLY Twitter, here's the picture book version. Please cross-post to Weirdos/Weird.

Trump stood up there and answered questions. Except, that is, for the big one he punted. "You say you are personally opposed to abortion, but that it is an issue for the states to decide. You are a resident of Florida and a Florida voter. Florida has a voter proposition expanding and protecting the right of a woman to have an abortion on the ballot in November. Are you voting for or against that?" Trump: "we'll be having a press conference on that later on." That's buck stops here decisiveness for you!

WTF?

Don't forget Amber Rose. Stay classy, Trumpites! And keep those children away from the drag queens so they can focus on this kind of role model.

No slurring in this clip. Actually, no slurring at all. Are the trumpies worried about letting that Biden stuff go?

There is nothing more boring than people arguing about petty military rank distinctions. The 93% of Americans who never served in the military don't know and don't care.

But did he admit that Hillary is also smarter than he is? Talk about living in someone’s head ….

NASDAQ up almost 3% today. What happened to the crash?

I think it’s called a press conference. Because I don’t expect anything resembling “news” Sex maniac all hopped up on blue ***** pills?

Really weird. For JD, it’s all about the thrill of the chaise.

But sometimes they have a micropenis

Wow, Under Armour up 19 percent today. It’s almost as if investors look at expected future earnings and buy and sell accordingly.

Been in battle ground states this week (NV and AZ, suggestion: don’t go in August). The Republican ads are nonstop and they will start to bring down Kamala’s favorable, or at least halt the gain. They’re hyperbolic but (listen to what I say here, Republicans!) fair in general, pounding home the soft on crime version of Kamala, and soft on border enforcement. Trump needs to get out of the way and let that process happen now.

Yes. If they get a good education and choose to live in, say, Buffalo or Rochester or Albany. No, if they don’t get a good education or learn a trade or choose to live in Los Angeles or NYC or Boston. Yes, if they’re fine with living in the 1100 square foot starter home in Buffalo that I grew up in. No, if they think they deserve a 3,000 square foot McMansion.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want one of those suckers and losers who couldn't figure out how to avoid combat to be my Vice President.