The Frankish Reich

Not seeing the "gay Smurf." I hope it wasn't Papa Smurf. No way that guy was gay. He was a man's man. I mean a man's Smurf. Joking aside - this looks really stupid and probably offensive. I guess I'll see tonight if NBC doesn't edit it out.

That has zero to do with "relevant experience." Hillary obviously had tons more relevant experience than Trump and she lost. Don't confuse public opinion with objective criteria.

Gotta agree with @Joe Ferguson forever here. This is weird given that she is running against Trump, who had almost no relevant experience in 2016. Yes, I know he ran a company, but it wasn't like his first Sec of State's company, ExxonMobil - a huge international firm with about 60,000 employees. It was a small family-held construction firm that had, in reality, turned into a name licensing operation. I'm not saying it wasn't successful - it clearly was - but it just was nowhere near the scale of operation that would have let people reasonably say "he has relevant business experience."

NYT wasn't "presenting" anything. It was investigating because the FBI said there was no definitive conclusion. You won't be struck down by lightning if you simply agree that there was some discussion out there about whether it was a bullet or shrapnel or whatever, they took a long/detailed look at it, and concluded that it was a bullet. The F.B.I. said it was examining numerous metal fragments found near the stage to determine whether a bullet — or pieces of it — had grazed Mr. Trump’s head, bloodying his ear. After clipping Mr. Trump, that first bullet appears to pass him and strike bleachers off to his left, where scores of his supporters are standing, the analysis suggests. Our politics reporters. Times journalists are not allowed to endorse or campaign for candidates or political causes. That includes participating in rallies and donating money to a candidate or cause. A puff of debris captured in a video snippet appeared to show the impact point of that shot — right beside a rally attendee, David Dutch. “The puff visible at the back of the bleachers appears at the time of the first shot,” Mr. Maher said.

Hey, I deserve it. I started this as a serious thread (look back), then someone jumped in with the usual anti-Democrat non sequitur, then I dragged it right into couch (and now dolphin) memes. But mom jokes? That goes nowhere. This is now all about couches/dolphins. Only. Until it plays out. I'll let you know.

Kind of. You are catching on!

Like Americans are actually somber (or even sober) on Memorial Day. https://kdvr.com/news/local/memorial-day-starts-100-deadliest-days-of-summer-agencies-issue-dui-warning/

@Biden is Mentally Fit EDGY ALERT/TRIGGER WARNING What exactly does that have to do with JD Vance? If I watch it is she gonna hump the arm of a couch or something? Because then I might watch.

JD is on to something with these Dolphin Pervs.

Gotta stick with it for about 12 seconds, then it gets really good.

As opposed to Trump the Great Unifier?" That last for 20 minutes.

It is a long understood rule of the internet that a meme only sticks when it has that special combination of Ridiculous + Somehow Plausible. JD Vance, you and that couch are forever associated. Roll over and get off the couch. In that order.

So says the guy addicted to Twitter feeds, where last week's news has been supplanted by Kamala, then Southwest ending no seat assignments, then JD Vance and his many couches.

You should get up off the couch every once in a while. Particularly if JD Vance is around.

https://futurism.com/jd-vance-couch-trump-shooting-google More searches with the terms "Vance" and "couch" than for "Trump" and "shooting." Richard Gere, Rod Stewart? Meet JD Vance.

Never gonna live that down. It's the Let's Go Brandon of the dems

Soy milk is disgusting. My daughter puts it in coffee. I have no idea why. I have no problem with manly oat milk. My wife eats tofu. I got so tired of watching her eat that tasteless garbage that I took over last week. Marinated in spicy teriyaki. Rolled it corn starch and panko break crumbs. Fried it up. It was edible! Almost good. Not gonna pass up real meat for it, but edible and somehow she still thinks its "healthy."

And which payback? Because a lying, cheating, porno girl effing Trump ain't exactly Washington or Jefferson.

True. But not all Dems are "soy boys." Just showing you some examples.

Translation: I won't read it. I will wait for some Twitter guy to quote one line from it with his or her hot take on how Timesy it is.

I have a feeling these old f*ckers would send JD Vance back to the Kentucky family plot.

Not really desperation. It's two other things: 1. As Trump said himself, it's frustration. "You suckered me into spending two years preparing to run against Joe Biden, the senile doddering old man, and now we've got to start all over!" Unfair! 2. They were already celebrating. Making plans for 2025. Trump was ahead in all key polls. Doing a premature victory dance. And then the comeback. Kamala came off the bench like Doug Flutie for Rob Johnson. All of a sudden it was a game again. They're shocked. How can a lame sub like Flutie be doing this to us? It spoiled their fun. They're trying anything that might stick.

Good point. If you do read the Bible, you're going to find out exactly nothing there that illuminates the modern abortion debate.