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Methinks McCorkle has an arm made of noodles

Oh yeah McDaniel hit the Ayahuasca at halftime. Halfback draw on 4th and 3 is the makings of a man on drugs

My last name is Stadler. Wish it was more exciting but that's it

Go home McKenzie

Cue the defensive hold

The refs are driving

I don't think that young man should field another punt for a little bit

TNF!! Feel the excitement. Touchdowns Narrowly Found!

Lol "Lil ass shirt"

So I decided to step up my game from the cocaine induced blackout from last week. This week I got up at 1:46 am promptly and went straight to black tar heroin mixed with some high grade Angel Dust. As it all kicked in, I started tasting colors and drove to Walmart. As luck would have it, everyone at Walmart turned into 12 foot tall lizard creatures armed with flaming axes. No problem I thought. I fended off the creatures (possibly maiming several innocent shoppers) and got out of there as soon as Johnny Law came around asking questions. I curled up in the fetal position and chained myself to the radiator to ride out the storm. Just woke up What actually happened: I was at work and the Bills scored shortly after I left the hallway and went into the nurse's station. Thanks for listening to my nonsense

Touche my friend. I'm part of the problem gosh dangit

Wtf did I just watch? Hope you enjoy the billion dollars you paid for TNF

Fans are leaving before overtime even starts! That's good stuff

The NFL needs to step in and make this a tie after regulation. No one needs to be subjected to more of whatever this is

Uhhhh yeah let's go with that

It appeared so. That seems a little bit of a conflict of interest

That turf monster made a perfect form tackle

This is poopies

"I like Cooper" is what defenses need to realize is the Rams only offense

I woke up at exactly 8:16am. I stood up from my bed, spun around 4 and 7/8 times. I sang at the top of my lungs the entire score to Les Miserables. Now it gets weird. I put on my wife's wedding dress and cut the front lawn. Took that off before cutting the backyard wearing a Karlos Williams jersey whilst eating an entire cookie dough container (RIP his career). The cocaine I took hours earlier was still going strong since it was only 8:22am. I passed out and heard we won when I woke up about 25 minutes ago. You're welcome 🙂

Tua coming from McDaniel's doctor:

Detroit currently leads the league in points scored and points allowed. I wonder if that's ever happened after 4 weeks?