JoeF

You should really get a side job writing the real men of genius ads for bud light......this is outstanding... Thursday--blasphemy ... especially since the Pats played--shame on you two Ed and VA....

17 hours and 7 minutes........

It could save him a bunch of money on his car insurance....

Changed it to Cocky Little Stevestojan so you and Coach Tice would feel better. I need two between the 20's for face value plus a c-note--you got 'em coach?

QB Draw.....

If I wanted neutrality, I wouldn't pay the $29.95 per year to get Murph and Alex on the radio at nfl.com. I want Alex cheering and saying yeah baby when something good happens... Jeff's coming around as well...he improved substantially from game 1 to game 4 in the preseaon...

JP caused Napoleon's Waterloo.

Could be a cleanliness thing....maybe personal hygiene and grooming...I mean if I had hair--I wouldn't wear a mop like that. A pro athlete being cocky and possibly not liked by all his teammates...pick me up off the floor. One reminder--arguably our best QB in the post Kelly era (not saying much) was a short, evil, sub-plotting little madman who wore the same number as JP.

CBB--glad you are okay..... From one Joey to another! Do you need anything? Can we help you in any way?

How many times will you go through that line? And will the words--"you missed a spot?" pass your lips???

You know, you don't have to share your workday fantasies with us....... The Texans will be wearing the LOOK OF FEAR....

Drew won't be the starting QB by week 6. Peerless will be called a transvestite by Tuna by week 8--instead of just "she"...so its really not going to matter. I hate the cowboys. Remember the ventriloquist Waylon Flowers and his dummy Madam. Jerry Jones now looks like Madam..too many face lifts...

from the article: ``To say it's `Playoffs or Bust,' you can't say that because there are too many things that are out of our control,'' Donahoe said. ``People that make predictions, you're crazy. ... We're going to put everything into this season to make the playoffs. But I'm also not prepared to say that if we don't make the playoffs that it's a bad year.'' The link: TD on the season Also on the TBD home page.. I guess I didn't read it that way...he was being realistic..injuries other crap happens--you never know. I think he will be major league disappointed if we are relatively injury free and don't make the post season...

lead story on bb.com....new security procedure...a mandatory pat-down....the word grope is included in the dialog for your viewing and listening pleasure....

We should make this a joke thread....here's one e-mailed to me a couple of weeks ago... Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

bump silent thread change the world

Thanks for taking the time and effort to type out the complete report. I noticed the duplicate poster just provided a link. Very nice customer service Mr. Beerball.

How convenient..you missed: 1) the preseaon matters/no it doesn't annual debate 2) The annual O-line sucks/no it doesn't debate 3) the new JP sucks/no he doesn't debate 4) the Rian Lindell multiple thread post-a-thon 5) The TD Son of Satan thread surviving 5 more weeks 6) Numerous references to Retatta 7) Changing the world with silent threads.. and then a whole series of threads wondering just where in the hell you had gone... All in all -- a good month to take a break...

Just got off the phone with Coach McNally--he said and I quote... "Get a life and quit calling this !@#$ing number." So there you have it--pinpoint analysis from the man. My fears about O-line play have been put to rest.

Dorenbos disappeared?

You ex-beatnik.....Maynard was probably a role model growing up, wasn't he stuck??..

Warlock....

Mime thread for the little buddy....guess he took to the grave the answer to the Ginger or Mary Ann question? Loved that show...

Whoa Jerry....I still think you are a putz...but nice job on this column.. Time to start the engines...

Ever seen a grown man naked....ever been to a Turkish prison Can you fly this plane, and land it? Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.... and one of my favorites: "Nervous?" "A little." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times." It's good to laugh Striker--hope you are over your drinking problem. Oh and dib--the super bowl starts at 6:30 PM ET or so--you should be fine...the season is just a warm-up...