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lead story on bb.com....new security procedure...a mandatory pat-down....the word grope is included in the dialog for your viewing and listening pleasure....

We should make this a joke thread....here's one e-mailed to me a couple of weeks ago... Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

bump silent thread change the world

Thanks for taking the time and effort to type out the complete report. I noticed the duplicate poster just provided a link. Very nice customer service Mr. Beerball.

How convenient..you missed: 1) the preseaon matters/no it doesn't annual debate 2) The annual O-line sucks/no it doesn't debate 3) the new JP sucks/no he doesn't debate 4) the Rian Lindell multiple thread post-a-thon 5) The TD Son of Satan thread surviving 5 more weeks 6) Numerous references to Retatta 7) Changing the world with silent threads.. and then a whole series of threads wondering just where in the hell you had gone... All in all -- a good month to take a break...

Just got off the phone with Coach McNally--he said and I quote... "Get a life and quit calling this !@#$ing number." So there you have it--pinpoint analysis from the man. My fears about O-line play have been put to rest.

Dorenbos disappeared?

You ex-beatnik.....Maynard was probably a role model growing up, wasn't he stuck??..

Warlock....

Mime thread for the little buddy....guess he took to the grave the answer to the Ginger or Mary Ann question? Loved that show...

Whoa Jerry....I still think you are a putz...but nice job on this column.. Time to start the engines...

Ever seen a grown man naked....ever been to a Turkish prison Can you fly this plane, and land it? Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.... and one of my favorites: "Nervous?" "A little." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times." It's good to laugh Striker--hope you are over your drinking problem. Oh and dib--the super bowl starts at 6:30 PM ET or so--you should be fine...the season is just a warm-up...

I love it when our own fans supply motivational material for the other three ALL PRO's in our secondary.... (McGee, Vincent, Milloy)....It will hurt if Nate can't go--but I think we will be okay...

Thank you God. I really love winning both ends of a doubleheader..Charlie Weis no longer with the Pats and now directing the Irish...That was a wonderful offensive performance--the best in a long, long time for Irish....Brady Quinn ran that offense to perfection...watch the Pats draft him in round 2 or 3 in 2007. JR--don't count those chickens just yet -- I think Saturday is going to be one heck of a game.

This reporter did his research: The two could hardly be more different. Gibbs is all about paranoia, evasiveness and secrecy. Williams likes to be upfront, candid and blunt. Gibbs has trouble keeping a schedule from one day to the next. Williams is organized and punctual. Williams was never candid or upfront--how many times did we hear "We have to execute better" in press conferences. Let's see, he had vendetta's against players (Brown), hired incompetent assistants, and wasted a year with a great defense by sticking with a stubborn offensive coordinator who's schemes all of our opponents had figured out. I certainly hope he learned something--like where to get a brain transplant....to the next team that hires him--I have one word to say....SUCKERS!!!! I hope its the Redskins---or someone in our division--the Jets maybe after Herm craps out this year.

I can't !@#$ing believe JP Losman is still on this roster. What the hell are they thinking... No real shocks--other than 7 wideouts-Tucker has a back injury--that's never a good sign for an offensive lineman. Drew Haddad's cut stems from the fact that he is not a top ranked punt returner on the team--Clements, Parish, Fast Freddie must be better in April's eyes. Aiken is a fiend on special teams. Burns makes it again based on special teams...

Please--I am still digesting lunch....

don't know what the !@#$ I was thinking....JP sucks, cut him right now..Looks like Sandler plays like Mike Myers

JP in mentally tough--getting pulled is not going to rattle him in the way it did Ryan Leaf or Tim Couch..JP is not a kid who has had an easy life--sitting down for a couple of games might actually be helpful if things go really south. The Bills will and should put whomever on the field that gives the team the best chance to win...JP is the first but not the only option. That being said -- The Bills level of commitment to JP has to balance his development with the teams limited window with a stellar defense and special teams that could put it deep into the playoffs..JP should be given lots of rope but not enough to put the team out of contention--is that a bad half, game, set of games--only MM knows for sure. There will be bad series/halves/games, very bad Series/Halves/games and outstanding series/halves/games with JP..its all part of development. We will know by the end of NEXT season what we have--but that does not mean that he has to be on the field that whole time.

Mr. Right. God Bless Him. He changed this thread.

Are you any relation to Frank Lloyd--if you are you forgot the W....if so are you open to questions about modern architecture?

They should entertain the crowd in the Superdome by playing the epic film "Great moments in New Orleans Saints History". That would kill at least 5 minutes....... Sorry, just had to post it...my diarrhea of the brain... Again, it would be a great time to make a donation to your charity of choice that will provide food, clothing, medicine, care, temporary shelter to those impacted...

No question...he's worth a slight -- maybe 10-20% premium to vet minimum with a reasonable signing bonus. He is also older than the average 4th year player because of the mission he served in College, so I would say a three year extension. I might go for four or five if he was only 25 or 26 but he's 28...

Denny is also becoming a special teams ace...in the Mark Pike mold...good wedge breaker and blocker... He is a really good athlete...

As a 45 year old--I am beginning to appreciate throwbacks....these throwbacks were new and improved once in my lifetime...