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JoeF

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  1. I am feeling kind of queasy.... I asked for TD to become a siamese twin to Martha Stewart or Senator Clinton
  2. For a plate of rettata To get Tedy Bruschi's autograph To find a candidate for the Head Coach or GM or both job(s) To change the world (God bless them)
  3. What's black and white and read all over? or What's Black and White and red all over? Newspaper or Nun with a javelin through her head...
  4. Quadratic equations are probably her turn on...talk derivatives to me baby...
  5. Instead of the Truman show its the Tedy show....
  6. forgot honorary Bill--Tedy Bruschi...
  7. The security guy who got run over by Lee Evans Lee Evans George Wilson Lionel Gates Jason Peters Brian Moorman London Fletcher Terrence McGee JP Losman Josh Stamer Angelo Crowell Mike Gandy Aaron Schobel Ryan Denny Eric King and a partridge in a pear tree...
  8. Gale was good--but Billy Joe Hobert would be better. To understand a lack of preparation and combat it you need to have lived it. No one under prepared like Billy Joe...he is the perfect head coach.
  9. He's just trying to make the opposition over confident this week.....
  10. Yeah but the collection plate passing after every touchdown would make up some of the lost revenue....
  11. Q: What does losing Zeigler mean to the Bills? Buchsbaum: From Buffalo’s standpoint, it doesn’t hurt badly if they can re-sign Ruben Brown and Joe Panos is healthy. But if they lose one of those guys, that means they’d have to go to Jamie Nails, and Nails is too fat and runs out of gas too quickly. ___________________________________________________________ If that scrawny, freakish looking little Buchsbaum guy was still alive--I would kick his ass for calling my man Jamie too fat...he never stood behind him--Jamie never ran out of gas baby... I miss Joel Buchsbaum....those PFW draft books just haven't had the same biting commentary since he passed.
  12. Jesus...high pain tolerance; charismatic; able to walk on water and turn water into wine. Heard he can cure the blind so he probably can help with JP's development and Josh Reed's dropsies. Good scout--can see right to the prospect's soul. Deals with the media like the pharisees. Probably will work cheap. Has a birthday coming up--Ralph should send him a gift. I will settle for nothing less. We have had the Son of Satan as a President/GM--perhaps we need to go another direction. Sadly--this is one of the more sane speculations on the board these last couple of weeks...
  13. Sounds like he is gearing up for his next job as a Frito Lay salesman...
  14. No, but I heard NFL Iraq is looking for teams...its the whole democratization strategy..we could end terrorism --finally a noble accomplishment...
  15. lets see-a $25,000 investment in 1960 returns annual income in the low 8 figures and is now worth at least $400 million...I think Ralph has the money to spend on a coach. What a great time to take on an additional investor like Tom G., Bob Rich or Jeremy Jacobs so that we have a smooth transition...
  16. I really value your opinion Simon...do you believe that everyone assumed this was a throw away year and that Donahoe and Mularkey are safe? I just don't see us any better next year if we don't cut off the head and start anew. What's attractive to a decent assistant coach or an established veteran player to come here when they know that the coach and president/GM are on the thinnest of thin ice....
  17. TD's coach picking record is pretty stellar.....the most successful coach he ever had a hand in choosing got his ass fired in a turf battle--now the two boobs he hired to coach during his Bills tenure are going to be his Waterloo.
  18. I heard JJ is really interested in the sport of competitive ice fishing...what a better place to hone your skill. All that hairspray will shield him from the cold..plus now he can crush a box of Flutie Flakes in our locker room and it would be okay.... I think there is a lot of substance to this rumor...we should start a new thread..from Son of Satan to Pork faced Satan..
  19. Didn't you know--he is every owner and GM's number 1 head coaching prospect....
  20. This is a wild game...I remember when we used to play games like this......sighhhhhhhhhhhhh....it seems like ancient history.... Ahhh the kicker.........the damn kicker.....
  21. I am going to put on my #11 jersey....I can wish the mother !@#$ing Cowboys to a win but not the mother !@#$ing Bills to even show up... By the way--this is my own subtle Richard Pryor tribute...
  22. I wanted to hate this mother !@#$er so bad for what I thought he did to this team last year...but screw it.....it wasn't all him--I knew that then and I know it now...Put the Cowboys in the end zone and win this game...
  23. That's why the Pats are where they are...proactive thinking....Genius...pure Genius...
  24. Damn Belichick -- rubbing it in....!@#$er....
  25. He is a beaten man, 35-7 last I checked...have the Pats scored any in the post game?
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