$5.00
Oh, I assumed you meant how much money? If you were asking how much he weighs? I'm not sure, as the new scales only go up to 300lbs. So we've kinda lost track.
My wife used to stand in front of the TV and scream at me to turn it off. I couldn't see the TV when she did that, so I bought a 105" screen. I still can't see it.