Anyways... Here's a realistic chain of events on what happens when you boycott Gillette products:
When you boycott Gillette products because you're a hardcore Bills fan, you don't shave.
When you don't shave, you grow a beard.
When you grow a beard, people think you're a hockey player.
When people think you're a hockey player, people think you're tough and can stand cold weather.
When people think you're tough and can stand cold weather, word gets around.
When word gets around, the government finds out.
When the government finds out, you get sent to Siberia.
When you get sent to Siberia, you freeze to death.
When you freeze to death, you turn into an ice cube and get buried under miles of snow.
When you turn into an ice cube and get buried under miles of snow, you get found thousands of years later.
When you get found thousands of years later, you become the new Otzi.
Don't become the new Otzi. Use common sense and still buy Gillette shaving products.