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So either way we lose in the AFC Championship game? I guess that's why they call it a scenario cuz we're going to the Super Bowl!

The plans is that the Bills would go to the highest bidder; it could be any bidder. I imagine that Erie County/NYS would put a clause in the stadium renewal contract that would force the new owner to pay some money if he wants to move the team.

Great recap but didn't Fitz injure his ribs on the shot from London in week 8?

If you're talking about the food product, no. Don't trust anything with a ginger on the box.

Thats an impressive title up there. I imagine you pouring over a thesaurus looking for the right words for a half an hour.

They weren't any of your cows, were they?

Been watching the weather reports the last week and there was this low in-between Cuba and Mexico, wasn't supposed to develop but it would bring some rain to Florida so I paid no attention to it because rain's nothing down here. Turned on the news Saturday morning to see what the weather would be for my tournament and all I see on the radar is green and yellow; there was also a tropical storm watch for the gulf shore of Florida so tournament cancelled. It rained so much that the sewage drains were almost filled and the lakes in my neighborhood were almost overflowing. Wake up this morning, absolutely pouring outside. Trees branches are stretched out as far as possible and leaves are being torn off these branches. Turn on the news when I woke up, WHAM!, "Tropical Storm Debbie is expected to become a category 1 hurricane in the next few hours and will remain almost stationary for today." Further evidence that Mother Nature can do whatever the hell it wants whenever it wants.

You want a tough crowd? Exhibit 1 Number B Numero 3 There's actually some humor in this one, might want to take a look. numer cztery Throwing a little Polish in there. An entire forum of original topics Here's a non-example of an original topic, though. I remember someone else giving you this advice but I'll give it too you again. It would be better if you just say you think Dareus is going to be great the next few years than for you to post a BR (or should I say BS!) article and then give your opinion.

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I have a feeling that you are hinting at an event...

Nice recovery.

7.4 or 8 games. *pushes up glasses while putting graphing calculator away*

Can't tell if trying to be the funny guy or dead serious.

I warned you about this. No one will ever know what I've done.

In honor of Nedboy's bold statement, I ask you, SDS, to shut down Twobillsdrive.com to prevent any mention of the Bills.

And the most truthful person in football award goes too... Ryan Joseph Fitzpatrick!! Didn't you have another topic linked with a bleacher report article. If so

Ralph is in on this idea! Didn't they already make a movie about the Bills. I think it was about wide right.

Mine demonstrates the baseball side of me and where I come from; well, when they were the Florida Marlins. Kind of disappointed they chose to represent Miami instead of Florida (but you can't change your favorite team). I'm not from Miami and I absolutely hate the place. I'm so glad I live on the opposite coast, two hours away from it. I would love to move farther if I could.

It's a shame you won't be able to see it with the world ending and all...

Is this a serious question? Cuz if it is, I would say no; crack whores have more than one facial expression when high/climaxing.

So that means you only need to get sacks on half the teams drives. There's also the possibility of getting multiple sacks on a drive.

She looks like kristen stewart with dyed hair. Sooooo... maybe.

Ok, introducing a new one. "The 74 sackers" 73 is the record for most sacks in a season so the defense is going to get 74, breaking the record.

74 would put us in the record books. Think we could do it? Rounding to the nearest whole number, that's 4 sacks a game if we make it to the playoffs; 5 sacks a game if we don't.