Dan Gross

I thought the plan change for the Bucs was to partially offset the "heat factor." Bucs choose white at home in Sept/Oct to make the visiting team wear their darks, so the Bills chose their throwback darks, which were lighter in color, and also had the white pants. In other words, it had less to do with superstition and more to do with practicality....

There's your difference between Fin fans and Bills fans I guess: The Fins fans see their team as two games out of first, the Bills fans see their team as two games out of last...

In internet abbreviation parlance, LOL = "Laugh out loud." It's a joke son! I never thought I'd put the names "Mark Brunell" and "Chris Simms" together with the term "shoot-out," but there you have it.

It was his first time playing in daylight since coming back from the stroke...

I hear he had about 70 "hits" today...plus that pass deflection that I've only seen about 200 times so far (or maybe he had 200 pass deflections ).

That's at least 15 penalty yards (on critical downs) we won't be spotting them this week...

Or you'll only go over if she'll make retatta. She'll decide she doesn't have the time (figuring that Hot Pockets would have been sufficient) and find a way out.... Or go over and take your Nitrous tank with you... "Your eyes remind me of my mom's....do you want to see them? They're in my car..."

I already covered that angle with the Valtrex relate. Just tell her your wife won't let you go over there.

Remember, this is the Patriots, where an injury report listing of OUT is equivalent to "will have a career game this weekend."

Invite her over for dinner and leave a bottle of Valtrex lying out on your bathroom counter...I hear that works really well.... I'll bet you can get an empty bottle from him, just fill it with Vitamins. You can just start popping them at dinner... Or tell her you're gay. Or tell her you've decided to go to seminary. Or tell her your bike has a flat tire and you don't have a spare. Or take Dr. Fong's advice.

I can't believe I'm even bothering against the "broken record," but the move was a way to find a way that Mike could play and be productive while dealing with his injury. Sounds to me more like MW is unwilling to sit out games in order to heal fully, unlike your "cry-baby" assertions all through the year. Further, guard would be easier on his ankle, and Anderson couldn't block Stojan's grandmother. So it's a move to maximize MW's productivity while injured and get Anderson's ass off the field. So, to summarize your viewpoints: -If he sits and rests his injury he's a cry-baby. -If he toughs it out and plays right tackle with the injury, which he has, and the injury makes him less productive, he sucks as a player. -If he toughs it out and plays left guard, a position that can make him more productive playing on the injury, he's a failure at right tackle and the demotion is proof of it. Did I miss anything?

Or the graveyard...

No, those mythical beasts you are referring to are called "Homers."

It was a shame when McCoys lead guitarist John "Clyde" Derringer went on that bank-robbing spree with backup singer Bonnie Raitt. The band was never the same after that.

Last I checked TD isn't the "top." So make sure that when you say the team is bad from the "top down" you start with how bad Ralph is...

Damn, I had to settle for chicken, tortellini and vegetables....oh, and wine... Oh, well, like I said, it was free...I was thinking of dropping in on my way, but I was already late...I'm guessing even with the delay that Rich finished his plate before you finished yours...

Cliff's Notes version: Shame on you AKC for thinking you could out-FFS FFS....

Memorize this phrase: "The power of Christ compels thee!"

Back then they had "pistol packing punks" to chase down.

Would you rather they have more pressing things to report....?

'Bout damn time, slacker! Just kidding...great stuff as usual! Thanks!

Nice analysis AKC. Thanks for taking the time!

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