Dan Gross

Welcome to the Wall...

Well, considering his hometown paper went so far as to say what funeral home is doing the arrangements, and that his opening act is now the Act at the Improv this weekend, I really don't think it's a hoax at this point.....

I don't believe anything until I hear it from Jay Rubeo's baggage handler.

Well, the ones I get do come on recyclable paper...you do recycle the shredded offers, don't you...?

Flashbacks to the time he was almost beheaded this year...?

If you have scrap metal lying around, even better. They'll have to pay more... Make sure you return them all, even if they are empty.

Welcome to the Wall....

fashizzle.

By Sunday it will be EDT.

I was figuring around $750K but not being a capologist I wasn't going to speculate...

and down the back straight-away it's, it's, jumped the rails over the Wall to the PPP Track....

I like your example better anyway...though you could have summed it up in two words: Randall Terry....or maybe James Kopp.

How about simply digging up articles about how the right are keeping folks with contrarian views out of Presidential Town Meetings, which unlike campaign stops are publicly funded....?

False starts with a guard can be tricky. If the running game calls for the guard to pull a lot, you'll see that guard get more than his fair share of false starts, as the key to pulling successfully is moving quickly off the snap. You'll see a guard FS most frequently on first down, usually a running down. If you pay attention, you will see that when the guard does FS under those conditions, he'll be tending to move back and toward the center. Of course, I don't know Baltimore's scheme that well, so I can't speak to the "conditions" under which he got flagged.

Until we see the year-for-year breakdown I imagine it will be tough to say. Reported as a $5.1M with $1.5M signing bonus, which means all we know is that his amortized bonus hit is $500K. Until we see a breakdown on the other $3.6 mill, how it's split across the years, we won't know. According to clump's last update, we were at ~$2.0M under as of two weeks ago.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ho Ho Ho"

Second time this week he's been hit with food... Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch?

I do remember in 2003 two of those holds came against Bruce Smith. They were doing everything they could to keep him away from Bledsoe.

I think I'm in fellas! See ya there!

Here are the stats from snap.stats.com: http://snap.stats.com/snap/pfw/nfl/players...=5777&Submit=Go Since people want to draw a comparison, here are Ruben's from the same site: Ruben Brown

Is there any truth to the rumor that a major tectonic shift would cause Alaska to end up in Illinois?

There was a photo in the paper of him with Bishop Head, back when he was a Cardinal. Looks like Vatican officials are stressing that the "Last Rites" were being performed in accordance with tradition, not necessarily as someone lays dying, but as they are seriously ill. Also saying that he is responding to treatment for the UTI. At least that's what the "leftist media" is saying. I don't know much about such matters.

That's great news.

The Improv's main web site has a picture/dates tribute. The Baltimore Improv (where he was scheduled to perform starting tonight) has nothing on their calendar for this weekend. This is looking true.... Ironically, Screech is scheduled to be @ the Baltimore Improv in a couple of weeks....

Forget that wall of fame, I think I like keggy-poo's idea of renaming that smiley after you.