ExiledInIllinois

Always keep your small engine fuel tanks topped off, full. Just plain fuel. You'll never have a problem. Totally full! Just fired my lawnmower up for first time since October. No issue. But it is a Honda. I didn't even have the fuel pcock shut.

My mother in-law's life hack: "If you gonna make a coffee cake, take the time to plump your raisins and roast your walnuts."

Sure!

The article mentions other stuff like hotel taxes, etc...

https://wgntv.com/news/illinois/illinois-bill-introduced-to-tax-bears-tickets-to-pay-soldier-field-debt/

/EndThread @BringBackFergyuses a tape driven dictaphone. 😉

When ordering @ Olive Garden: At least one person get the unlimited soup, another get the unlimited salad. 💥 💥 💥... Both now have unlimited soup AND salad. I was trying to hammer home this tricky life hack with the wife one time while on the sly, so nobody heard... A server cleaning a table nearby overheard and said: "Yup! That's the way to do it!" So.. Even they know it's done.

I never bought the narrative. I am not buying it. I always thought R.B. was hittin' it with Maria long before he caught his wife cheating. 😉 I wonder how it played out in court? 😏

No Alejandro yet? Alejandro

Rapid Roy (That Stock Car Boy)

Repeat. 😉 😜

Verdi Cries [Giuseppe Verdi's Opera "Aida"]

Uh, how about a clothespin.

The Ballad of Jed Clampett

Prod the bear darling! 😉 As this is playing: Lido Shuffle He can't get us all!😃

They do have Dumbo, an elephant 🐘 as their logo, mascot.

It doesn't. But my 87 year old mother inlaw was already reading the paper a day late her whole life, I don't think she'll notice. That's their primary customers of the physical printed paper, right? The elderly.

Buffalo lost it's Braves to San Diego because the Celtics owner wanted to move the Celtics to West Coast. The NBA will not do that... So Buffalo was the patsy. The League brokered a deal for both owners to swap teams. The Braves then moved to San Diego. ***** the NBA. Then the League admits the Dallas Mavericks as an expansion time. Has everything to do with screwing Buffalo at it's most vulnerable time in its history. Left the market open for the Raptors to come in a decade+ later...

If the boss @BringBackFergy gives you shi... Plead: "I was merged against my will." You can take me on retainer. I will do my due diligence to get you off the rap! I know the game. [You have two songs in one post... explicitly against the rules] 😉

Lasers... 😏 Or more stylized: Lazers

***** the LASS Vegas A's! "Show business kids making movies of themselves (Go to Las Wages, Las Wages) You know they don't give a f**k about anybody else (You go to Las Wages) You know you gonna..." Because S.Francisco right across Bay? Why is LA still The Lakers?

Sloop John B

This may be a repeat (but we can do repeats if a song wasn't properly cataloged when posting, right?) Robert De Niro's Waiting