ExiledInIllinois

Too funny: https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c3fec2be4b027c3bbbdef31/amp Pelosi owns Trump, that's how you handle dogs: "One of President Donald Trump’s favorite insult is to compare people to dogs. But “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert said Trump’s now in the doghouse himself after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) asked to postpone the State of the Union address. “Trump acts like the big dog,” Colbert cracked. “But she won’t let the dog into her House because she knows he’s going to poop everywhere.” https://mobile.twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/1085713314091479042?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-5121258802721338535.ampproject.net%2F1901081935550%2Fframe.html

Hang in there! Try to work with your creditors... Many are putting notices up on how to obtain a forbearance. They can't get blood out of a stone. Don't let the Basket of Deplorables get you down... They are sad, bitter and jealous... Insecure with their own lives... It's just the way some people are hardwired. Their moral compass is shot. Shallow people, petty people. You'll get your back pay... Gov't is on hook for their share of health premiums and the furloughed haven't kicked in their 40% of the premiums... It will add up fast at 800,00 employees furloughed. It will begin to ripple through economy Trump's inability to make a deal. Until then... Get forbearances in order. Make extra $$$$$$ and try to come out ahead. The Trump Shutdown will cripple Trump in ways his foul mouth and corrupt behavior can't because his Basket of Deplorable Snowflake Base turn a blind eye (see flaws above) to the man's serious transgressions.

Oh you're close! Day after B-day... Let the festivities continue!!!

I can vouch! I saw you shooting up @ tailgate behind the porta-Johns. A few stretches in the bed of my truck too... You looked like a new man. Right back @ it giving @plenzmd1 a run for his money & chicken wings. LoL... And here I thought it was relaxing in the back of the truck that did it!

Or you are in a Republican Bubble. Where was this? Exactly where in Fla...

18 billion is peanuts to replumb the Chicago Area Waterways to stop Asian carp from going into the Lakes. Too bad that's a gov't boondoggle too... Because, just like Migrants in Mexico... There is no real Asian carp "invasion."

I agree. But... Nope... Let it ride now. "The Art of the Deal." By: A Terrible Two-Year Old

Keep hope alive Brutha PPPers! Ah... Shucks... FORWARD my delusional conservatives... https://federalnewsnetwork.com/government-shutdown/2019/01/furloughed-feds-wont-be-rifed-if-government-shutdown-extends-past-30-days-omb-says/ "...OPM’s 2015 guidance on shutdown furloughs also clarifies the matter. “Reductions in force furlough regulations and SES competitive furlough requirements are not applicable to emergency shutdown furloughs because the ultimate duration of an emergency shutdown furlough is unknown at the outset and is dependent entirely on congressional action, rather than agency action,” OPM guidance reads. “The RIF furlough regulations and SES competitive furlough requirements, on the other hand, contemplate planned, foreseeable, money-saving furloughs that, at the outset, are planned to exceed 30 days.” Title 5 statute describes how and when agencies should consider laying off certain groups of employees from their competitive levels if a furlough lasts more than 30 says, or due to a demotion, separation or reassignment requiring job displacement. Agencies can also consider layoffs if there’s a lack of work, shortage of funds or reduced personnel ceiling. Agency reorganizations or position reclassifications could also prompt a layoff, according to federal statue. RIFs typically go into effect within 180 days. But Title 5 RIF regulations apply to situations where an agency knows how long it plans to furlough its employees. Some agencies in 2013, for example, were forced to furlough their employees due to the effects of sequestration. The possibility of targeted layoffs was real for some agencies at the time, including the Defense Department, which warned of RIFs in 2014 if sequestration had continued...Read on!"

I am calling Fake News!© You're NOT that cute! But, anyway same here. I got two of them spooning, hogging the middle of a king sized bed right now, pressing against my feet... /smh Little basstar....s ?

Shhh... You are going to wake up my parents with all this question asking... Do I have to put my cellphone in "Night Mode" and hide under the covers! LMAO...

Forward! Dude... You're delusional. Trump lost the popular vote, his supporters are the minority AND his electoral path to victory was a slim margin behind the Blue Firewall duping the Blue Deplorables in the basket from IA, WI to MI & PA with his good old Boy Putin. There are a few very viable tickets to unseating Trump in 2020. The Dems just created a Blue Wave in Congress, flipping over 40 seats because of Trump's demagoguery. Congress is more fine tuned with the people than the Electoral College. Again... Keep hope alive Brutha that Trump can keep governing with the minority. Trump winning was like the Pats** and Spygate. Except this time the commish isn't burning the evidence. Winning in 2020... Won't take a David Tyree circus catch against this Deplorable Sh*tShow...

Can't say I blame the dog! Dogs don't like snoring either! Only like it when they are snoring! ?

Build a ramp you cruel bassta.... ?

Isn't it a "cage." I love telling my whacked dog people (not to say you are Rw/C... ?) this... It gets them going. Is is really so bad to put them in a cage. A crate, IMO, implies that you can't "cage them" which one is really doing! LoL... I love semantics and people's emotions.

Oh wait! Really? Pats** assimilated him? Scratch what I said. 2 dollar, sucky sucky...

^^^^ Close your eyes... CGF... What I am about to say is not fit for young Southern debutantes. Eeeewhhhh! This is such a disgusting thread. I'd only work free for Disco Don! Sorry Gug... You gotta pay. 5 dolla, I make you holla... No sucky sucky... Oh Happy Happy Bithday...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna958326 The 1919 "Great Boston Molasses Flood."

I would! Bring Q in!!!

That's right in my neck of the woods, what the hell those Hoosiers doing right across the border... Oh my...

Dahmer or Boyst?

Be careful what you wish for. Oops... They had a short reprieve... But the shutdown is lingering. I guess they will miss their next check: https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2018/12/29/coast-guard-members-will-get-paid-next-week-despite-the-government-shutdown/ "...But Coast Guard funding is handled through the Department of Homeland Security, and about 42,000 service members have been required to work through the shutdown without pay. Ray noted in his message that the funding work-around will not apply to the next scheduled pay period on Jan. 15, if the shutdown continues until then. ..."

You sure about that:

Too funny. Married into some real class. Salt of the earth! ?

But what possessed him to say THAT word? Why that word? Good people thinking terrible thoughts? Are people supposed to come back from terrible thoughts? Was it terrible thoughts that put it there? Implanted thoughts? Mods, merge this with Mandela Effect thread... LoL. Even better when I have to work a holiday! Holiday Bonus is double time! This year I am off though. I am off, still get paid normal. Holiday leave.

Nice! LoL... What the hell was I saying!