ExiledInIllinois

Yeah! And what if you're a eunuch... ?

I have worn glasses/contacts my whole life... At 51 I don't need them up close anymore. I thank this site and my cellphone. I just take my glasses off under 4 feet away. SMILE is less invasive. I guess you have to be leary of that. Why cut corners with something that important... Even know it seems logical to go the less invasive route... Still gotta do things the "right way." Wiping your azz 1/2 way is less invasive. See how far that gets you! ?

You simply haven't lived! /smh Does egg salad count? Slap that into a pita with some Sriracha: How can anybody NOT like: Julienne Salad1.5 Hearts of Romaine Lettuce2 Tomatoes, Sliced1/2 a Large English Cucumber, Sliced1/2 a Green Pepper, Sliced4 Thick Slices of Your Favorite Ham, cut into strips4 Thick Slices of Your Favorite Turkey, cut into strips2 Slices Swiss or Havarti2 Hard Boiled Eggs Cut into Quarters *I tend to cook about a dozen eggs in the beginning of the week so that I have them for salads. There is one fool proof way to do it: Place eggs in a pot and completely cover with water. Once the eggs come to a boil, turn off the heat and cover with the lid; let stand for 12 minutes EXACTLY. After that, peel and you will have perfectly cooked eggs each time!* 1. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl and toss together with your dressing of choice. Garnish with the quartered eggs.Serves 4 as a side salad and 2 as main dish

Keep on the sunnyside... Sunnyside up! But I don't mind cloudy days... Over easy.

Come on! It was a hit... You love it! ?

It implies weath. You don't see them burning fuel do you. They are all tied off, rafting. That ain't that expensive... And how many boats are brand new? Ask somebody in New Orleans, by then it passed through three people.

Hmmm. Because if it's tucked in your pants and if you go "SCHWING!" you don't want to pop a button? NSFW... Only on Casual Fridays: Hope your shirt tails are untucked and unbuttoned... Because even a horizontal button won't stop it from popping.

Stimulate me. And no. That's NOT code Fonzi.

That's close... I lean Workingman's Dead.

The drone commits "suicide", but you knew that. Right?

Hollywood sux nutz... Hairy Harvey Weinstein nutz... https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4fd6eee8-ac0f-4f52-84b5-fd21381a1bbd

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3836, work. Here... My PM is 96% full. I keep it at 96%... And just drop off something from years ago. But, not the juicy stuff. LoL... Gee... You're just like Hillary. You taught her well. ?

The font is not Comic Sans. I have the font set to My phone in Android (Nougat) set to: "Cool Jazz." Take a close look.. It is not Comic Sans. It's stable across the height of the font. It's global across my phone... Galaxy S6.

You nasty man... Very nasty man!

It will be an "Emoji-Apocalypse." Oh... The tight isobars are here. Sunny and blowing like a MoFo!

I am sorry... This is just a Bills board. You should seek professional help. You win! Stumped me.

My neighbor's dog is a pit mix. I got his key. When he's not home, I go over and feed her. I got great neighbor's. Both sides of me. We have each other's keys to keep an eye on things when we aren't home. They watch our cats when we travel. It's the derelict owners that are a problem.

LoL... It was the game weekends when Plenz was in town... I could have easily "screwed up" and brought it to tailgate. LoL... That nice little bag. I could have put empty bottle back, cinched it and got the hell on the highway back to Illinois before my Bro ever noticed! Make up for the time he trapped me in a stinky bathroom when I was 10... And I couldn't reach the window! (really high casement windows in that house /smh). Let's just say Mom wasn't pleased with the antics of My Brother tormenting his 4 year his junior brother (Me). 41 years later... Could have finally got even! Investment. My Bro... I don't think he was going to drink it. At under $2k, if it goes up, sell the Muthaph.... er! Heck, I'd take $500 profit! /smh

No. But, don't take my word for it. Now... I have an apple tree already busted. I hope it doesn't fall on neighbor's fence. I was planning on clearing when weather breaks for spring.

This past Fall when I came into town, my Brother said he happened to see a bottle in the liquor store. He snapped it up for a just under 2 Grand. When he went to Portugal for the week, I was watching my Father. My Bro said: "You can drink any bottle here, but don't open The Pappy." LoL... Boy that would be a bad mistake.

Here too:

Because it was -20 below. That sh... Kinda stuns a person, especially when they are trying to pull off a hoax. What drama queens. Yeah, and straight people are so uneventful. That ain't a dig on being gay, but more so a slam on the over-the-top lifestyle. Show your phone Dude. Or was Grindr stuck on Autopilot on a cold winter night. People are so effing weird and the media eats it up.

We were @ the mall yesterday (really? Do people actually go to the mall anymore? Apparently so!) and saw this... I flashed to my Good Pal Teddy! Such FakeNews©! Pure propaganda... More like "steal your throats after your crackhead neighbor didn't repair the fence"... ...J/K... Enjoy. LoL...

I am so sorry for your pain. Now if you take that question to the "Stump EiL" Thread... I will take my best swing at answering it. This is not the time and place. Again, so sorry... All the hugs and prayers!