ExiledInIllinois

They have to sell something! McD's here in Chicago/Wisconsin will sell Johnsonville brats during football season.

LoL... I was set up! This was a set up! I have been framed!

@BringBackFergy says you also wash your straws too!

Not confuse me with those wack a doodles. Won't catch impaling myself on a metal straw... I suck the tapioca outta my bubble tea with one of these!

Stay safe!!!!

My fridge is on dedicated 15a. Same with original Microwave, the freaking builder put that on master bath circuit... So my wife would nuke coffee and blow dry haur... TRIP! /smh. I put new microwave on own 20a circuit! Enough of that non-sense. Drink coffee and blow dry hair to contentment (BTW, who does that!).

+1 ZILLION! You got good taste buds!!! Expensive buggers though! But real gorditas (translates, I believe to: Fat girl in English) are the bomb!

Fridge is always on a separate breaker! And never put it on a GFCI. As you do a sump pump. A nuisance trip/fault could be devastating. Also... If NOT on own circuit (preferably 20a)... Make sure it is NOT down-run of a GFCI. Even know it is on regular outlet, the up-run GFCI will protect it and trip the power to that outlet. You don't need all GFCI outlets, you just have to have the GFCI early on the run to protect. Put the GFCI end-run and all it will do is protect itself.

Probably do miserable here. There is a taqueria on every corner.

Well... It is a huge ocean trip away. Don't think too many will make the leap! ?

Same latitude south as Chicago is north. Heck, go further south is like going to Green Bay latitude. Mix in Marine climate and it has to be mild and pleasant. Don't get the summer heat like the middle of a continent. Heck San Fran is 37° N. That's North Island South Latitude. Auckland is 36° S.

Thanks! The Atlantic piece is awesone!!!

Wrong thread. I believe you meant to post here: https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/topic/216480-your-funniest-altered-state-of-mind-thoughts/

This is a test, only a test! ?

Did you see the story in SF with the father and son at the apartment complex. The father is absolutely right to be vigilant. He wasn't profiling race... JUST dumbasses that don't follow protocols, acceptable behavior that lessens the chance of looking suspicious. Unfortunately, the young kid is being brainwashed early by the SJWs to not trust his gut. It may get him hurt, robbed, killed some day! And race will have nothing to do with it!

I know! I have been sandbagging this pic for a while now. I guess no better time than never!!! LMAO!!!

@BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek out fishing. Live from the "Beach Cam", guess which one is Mr.Feguson? You SHOULD always fish w/your attorney... Never know what will happen, it's 2019! @Gugny has an affinity for ice fishing. This pic plucked from the "Winter Cam":

My grandmother was always mortified we had indoor cat(s). She said: "(They) attack your Adam's apple when sleeping." NOT our cats Grandma! They are soft and fluffy... Like @Teddy KGB 's ,pit bull terrier... They give nothing but Eskimo Kisses, especially when I lower myself to their level, turn my back on them and act like a helpless Republican female... ...***** @BringBackFergy... He doesn't know what He's talking about... They are pure bundles of joy, part of the family those little sweeties! [I envision them staring @ Me like I am a T-Bone steak thinking: "If we were only bigger, we'd eat that SOB! Maybe knock a little A-1 on them... If they'd only keel over with a heart attack while grilling!"]

But... But Mr.Theodore's dog licks him all over... They love him long time... Just a bunch of cuddle muffins. They would never be plotting his demise. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/

Who's teaching that being a "selfish attention seeker" pays off... Ie: "wins." She is just emulating our leaders. How can you blame her, tell her to stop. It's proven to work & win. Now... I agree with you, but she's only doing what she sees as successful.

Tourists only get to see 33% capacity of Falls. Rest is diverted. But your eye can't tell the difference because they have been diverting for so many years. They could make it so 100% is diverted, dry up the spillway (Falls) and run it all through the dam... But the difference is minimal and tourism brings in much more $$$$$. Betcha they are cranking out the power with no aesthetic constraints during daylight hours seeing how the Middle Three Lakes are extremely high water right now! Diverting the Falls is saving the Falls from eroding through the cap rock. If left unchecked, it would only be hundreds of years before the cap rock is gone.

@Gugny says you're in the process of being banned. Don't add to your long list of offensive posts... This will go on your permanent record!

Please don't tell my wife... She wants to be reincarnated as an olive tree. /smh Sorry Honey... We can't afford it! Where the hell do you find people with crazy ideas like that! ?

Whataya mean! You telling me I got duped into buying Jon Voight's LeBaron?

Nice! Cordeless I hope! Don't want those pesky do gooders wizzing by and getting tangled in your extension cord! Safety first!!!!