Mark VI

Why ? There are hundred of posters here who will suddenly become Bills fans if they win and pray the archive feature gets nuked.

Plus he states it MUST be hot. He wants the world on a waterbed. Literally !

Fotunately, April and his ST players were in the trainers room, out of earshot.

"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages." - Bobby " The Brain " Heenan

Whitner vs Huff Steel cage match ? Whitner is far stronger. Huff would try to get a chair shot in when the ref wasn't looking. It's the only way he could win.

Florida - " Cómo está usted, señor "

What, if anything, does this mean? It means being related to the owner is a great perk !

Jaguars | Smith decided to retire Thu, 11 May 2006 05:09:58 -0700 Jay Glazer, of FOXSports.com, reports Jacksonville Jaguars WR Jimmy Smith has decided to retire from the NFL after 12 seasons. He has reportedly told head coach Jack Del Rio of his decision. The Jaguars are expected to hold a press conference Thursday, May 11, unless Smith has a last-minute change of heart.

It takes careful positioning for the male to crouch behind her and somehow get his penis to point up and backwards And BiB thought those 3 hours of daily pilates weren't worth the effort.

That would explain those 2 year " missions " . " Sooooo...I see you were out " spreading the word ".... the word of RELATIONS !! " .

Draft a BYU RB, then dump him.

Brokeback Superman. A Love Story.

I think we're starting to see what many of us have been saying all along. We need 2 off-seasons, at least, to fix the mess that TD left. Still need an upgrade at OG, a pass rushing DE, a LT to eventually replace Gandy and a solid backup at RB. Solving the glaring needs at both Safety positions and DT depth was a good start. So was finding the replacement for Nate. Might need him sooner than planned. For this year, the Bills must coach around some shortages and hopefully avoid the injury bug.

How about a summary from someone that attended ?

Aye matey, those scalawags in their fine breeches want ye' to move o'er with the scurvy dogs yonder. If ye' don't come back with some fine booty, we be keelhaulin' you next morn!

Speaking of Buccaneers.. A buccaneer was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The landlubber noticed that this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The landlubber just had to find out how the buccaneer got in such bad shape. He asked "How did you loose your leg?" The buccaneer responded, "I lost my leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand? Did you loose it at the same time?" "No," answered the buccaneer. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the landlubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you loose your eye?" The buccaneer answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in my eye." The landlubber asked, "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?" The buccaneer snapped, "It was the day after I got my hook!" Hahahahaha...... *sigh* Mike Williams didn't like this joke.

A dumb blond is driving a Jaguar XK140 convertible, when it dies right in front of a service garage. "That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" Well, it just conked out I'm afraid." "Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again. "Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied. Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK. How many times a week do I have to do that?" Hahahahahahahahahaha ! I bet Mike Williams would like that joke !

http://www.christiancomedian.com/ Maybe he means the Christian comic, Mike Williams. He looks like a Buccaneer...if you know what I mean...

I always wanted to drive a Jaguar, just to Buc the trend.

Williams is with the Jags.

I bet Bannon rooms with John Ngata

Kirwan had Ko Simpson, our 4th Round pick, going to Pittsburgh with the last pick in Round 1. He loves our Safety picks and also mentioned McCargo as a player with a 1st Round grade and an excellent player. Not everyone thinks we're idiots, especially football people like Kirwan who was a long time NFL scout and ran drafts for the Jets. He knows how to break down film and evaluate talent. Why don't the uninformed lemmings listen to people like this, instead of Mort.. Kirwan gave Whitner, McCargo and Ko Simpson 1st Round grades and Youboty a 2nd Round grade. Remind me where we drafted these guys ?

Mort should present it to him in the ultimate example of irony.

Isn't X Alston the guitarist for the Psychedelic Furs ? I'd sign him in... a...Heartbeat !