Mark VI

Some of his bio is just incredible to read. When he showed up at Arizona St. as a freshman, he pulled into the baseball coaches parking spot, to the dismay of the coach who arrived seconds later to park. He then tells the coach " I'm Barry Bonds " and doesn't move his car. Talent aside, the guy brings all this on himself. You can't order people to like you or respect you when you treat them like garbage. Zero pity for the fool.

The first play of the season is McGee returning the kickoff 98 yards for a TD.

I bet you drive a Scion XB. http://www.scion.com/showroom/xb/gallery/ I'm always hungry for toast when I see one of those. I keep looking for a Proctor Silex label on the back.. WORST VEHICHLE EVER !

My favorite. The Dingo farm. http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/dingofarside.jpg

That's on my office coffee mug that I'm drinking from as I type.

" Hey Carolina. I heard Earnhardt was gay ! "

Just as the taping starts, stand up and scream " Rap is crap ! " .

Smerlas is a 5 watt bulb on his best day. I'm surprised ESPN hasn't seated him next to Merril Hoge.

WWE today announced Doug Flutie will oppose Mini-Me for the WMW Title ( World Midget Wrestling ) at Summerslam in a steel rabbit cage match !

They don't serve Old Orangepicker in Buffalo.

Oh, that's right . It was just one bar.

I'm taking advice from you ? Didn't we once drink a bar dry of Killians ?

We actually left after just 1 1/4 hours. But the 4 of us shared 4 pitchers of Labatt Blue. But we just stopped for one and I'm sticking to that story !

The call from my co-workers in the next office. " We're stopping next door for one ! " Who stops for just one ? They must mean 1 keg or 1 day. Or maybe that's just me .

Is this a shot at his notorious clock management skills or a Fruedian slip ?

I'm sure at age 80, he cares.

Bills | Not interested in O. Smith Fri, 12 May 2006 07:18:02 -0700 Mark Craig, of the Star Tribune, reports free agent RB Onterrio Smith (Vikings) could draw some NFL attention after he completed a stint in the CFL, but the Buffalo Bills won't be one of the teams to pursue Smith. "I don't know if there will be interest, but I do know the Buffalo Bills won't be interested in Onterrio Smith," said Bills general manager Marv Levy. "I'm not saying this guy is a worthless human being who doesn't deserve another shot. Maybe he does. But we'll look elsewhere. We are very character-oriented. There are enough good guys out there. We'll go after them." Bravo Marv !

That's where Bob Griese belongs, instead of Canton.

"Each fellow does the other fellow's murder. Then there is nothing to connect them. The one who had the motive isn't there. Each fellow murders a total stranger. Like you do my murder and I do yours. Your wife, my father. Criss-cross. "

It's either Outside Providence or Ghandi. I'll guess the former.

Yeah, Iran is so innocent. Chomsky should build a summer home there.

I'm sure during commercial breaks, Mike and Mike work on splitting the atom.

The critics are usually dating their left hand.

That will ruin the whole ambiance. He'll just prattle on about the Bills bad draft.

Willis sucked in " The Whole Nine Yards " . Two Big Thumbs Down !