Speaking of Buccaneers..
A buccaneer was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The landlubber noticed that this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The landlubber just had to find out how the buccaneer got in such bad shape. He asked "How did you loose your leg?"
The buccaneer responded, "I lost my leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!"
His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand? Did you loose it at the same time?"
"No," answered the buccaneer. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys."
Finally, the landlubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you loose your eye?"
The buccaneer answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in my eye."
The landlubber asked, "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?"
The buccaneer snapped, "It was the day after I got my hook!"
Hahahahaha...... *sigh*
Mike Williams didn't like this joke.