Jauronimo

ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION??

From what I've been told, women hate the commercial because: 1. The girl is already hot and thin. She has no weight to lose and they resent her for her looks and scoff at the idea that she would ever be uncomfortable exercising at home or in public. 2. She seems nervous at first, so obviously its because her husband is forcing her to ride the bike and enforcing some unattainable level of beauty/perfection while hes probably a slob himself. There's no other explanation for her nerves, because, well, see above. 3. There is no difference in her appearance at the end of her training regimen because she was already hot and thin.

I propose they make a Peloton commercial with a whale of a woman who is married to a smoking hot dude who is always trying to convince his fat tub of a wife to get off the damn bike and eat some gravy but she doesnt. Because she loves her Peloton so much! And then he leaves her.

Truth. Even watching the replay in slow mo it was hard to see when he released the puck. Did he slip shot between the D-mans legs and still the pick the tiny hole in the corner ?

Would you say that their method of winning was unsustainable in first half of the season?

I find it extremely hard to believe that the video undershorts would only be interested in the Bengals sideline at the expense of the plays on the field. Unless of course an Advanced Scout just watches sidelines. Both scenarios do not make equal sense when the innocent scenario requires a film crew that is paid by Robert Kraft to unwittingly make all the wrong moves at all the wrong times and, by sheer dumb luck, commit the exact same transgression for which they've already been caught, convicted, and punished. Meanwhile, the guilty scenario only involves repeat offense from known repeat offenders. The Pats have thumbed their nose at the league for over a decade. This is a pattern of behavior for an organization that institutionally looks for advantages outside of the rules of the National Football League. Why anyone would give them the benefit of the doubt is beyond my comprehension.

The interview with the advanced scout was done before kickoff. Why was the "independent crew" employed by Robert Kraft still filming from the booth after the interview was concluded and why was the subject of this filming focused on the Bengals sideline?

Do you consider Kraft Sports Productions to be an independent 3rd party production company?

Why does he have ANY footage of the Bengals sideline? The interview of the advanced scout was reportedly over before kickoff.

Flatter trajectory gives the DB an advantage too. No way to defend those Russell Wilson or Tyrod moonshots that fall right in the basket.

When reports surfaced that the tape was of the Bengals sideline the entire first quarter despite the fact that the interview of the scout, which was the reason for said Patriots employee to be in the box in the first place, was over before the game even started.

Did you check their credentials? Are you sure they weren't "rogue" operatives sent by the Patriots to steal our tailgating secrets?

Primetime game, against the Yinzers, who are playing their 2nd and 3rd string offense, to clinch a playoff berth. There is no NO WAY we f@#$ing lose this game!!

Greg Schiano. Look him up. He coached the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and was known for his situational football acumen and highly aggressive defenses. Schiano revolutionized the way defenses counter the victory formation and is to this day considered a total ####### by everyone including his own mother.

Whats the name of the one thats printed on human skin from plus sized women? Very limited edition. How Full is Your Lotion Basket? Something like that.

From what I've heard from married men TMJ, headaches, and chronic fatigue are all brought on by suggestions of intercourse. FWIW.

"I don't why Eli got benched in the first place?" says man who hasn't watched the Giants play since 2015.

I'm surprised it took until week 13. Most of their fans went the above route week 2.

The Schiano School for How to Alienate Your Peers and Piss Off Everyone.

If I'm McBeane I'm lining all the helmets and team caps with tinfoil and sleeping in a Faraday Cage which I believe gives me strange sexual powers.

I don't think the artist has ever watched a football game.

You're thinking of Kid Rock who is now running for ***** office.

Take your anti-Santaism over to the Eagles board!

Just saw that they dug up the bloated corpse of Dave Matthews to fire up the crowd. Ridiculous. I say we show them how its done. I'm starting a twitter campaign to have James F@#$ing Taylor lead the charge against the Ravens.

- Bengals, Browns, Lions, Cards fans - people who appreciate the smell and the peace that can only be found inside a paper bag. Afraid to sleep in case their team moves away in the night. - Raider Fan - someone who is currently or formerly in some phase of the U.S. penal system who may or may not watch football occasionally. - Chargers fans - people who are likely very early or very late for an MLS game. - Jets fans - too loud to be Giants fans and too poor to be Yankees fans. - Patriots fans - one sub .500 season away from "dood, we was always a baseball town first! Yankees SUCKKKKK!" - Dallas fans - can always be spotted at gas stations and super markets wearing their Witten jerseys and spouting "how 'bout dem Cowboys?" while 'Merica's team is playing. May or may not have ever been to Texas. - Texans fans - not die hard enough about football to be Cowboys fans. - Jaguars fans - a Robert Duvall fan club meets tarp enthusiasts with shared aspirations to watch football played in London. - Giants fans - ambivalent about football but do NOT want to be confused for trash eating Jets fans - Redskins fans - probably racists, I don't know - Eagles fans - your usual run of the mill bad person who uses football as an excuse to express their tendencies toward violence - Dolphins fans - a spiteful and loathsome bunch of Western New Yorkers who think rooting against the Bills is edgy/cool mixed with a dozen or so Floridians. - Rams fans - social media "influencers" who aren't sure whether Rams games and the NFL are still scene or totally gauche. - Seahawks fans - poorly compensated Nike brand ambassadors - Titans fans - a punctual bunch who know they need to leave early if they're going to keep their next appointment. Cannot easily discern the direction of an object traveling on a 2 dimensional plane. - Saints fans - killing time until the Tigers play again. Not sure who is that or some such nonsense - 49ers fans - possibly homosexuals or homeless - Panthers, Bucs, Falcons fans - who cares? Not them. - Colts fans - I would definitely party with Irsay - Ravens fans - - Picksburgh fans - people who think an oversized Roethlisberger jersey and a terrible towel qualify as black tie optional. - Chiefs, Packers, Bears, Vikings - a sea of relatively harmless doughy white people with funny accents and some highschool education - Broncos fans - running out of steam, but they probably suck in a comedic fashion. - Bills fans - I like these guys but I must acknowledge the few problem drinkers using football as an outlet for suicidal tendencies, clinging to the hope that a football team can turn the tide on the direction of their hometown, jobs, and marriages who believe the early 90s were the cultural epoch of the last 2,000 years. Don't even get me started on the bad ones.