BringBackFergy

OBJ should throw a “Bag of *****” at the officer. That seems to work wonders in calming the storm.

All we need now is Carrie Underwood to sing a catchy song that doesn’t rhyme for the opening sequence. That would be awesome

* Handing out stacks of cash * Slapping officers in the butt. * Boat trips during playoffs. * Coke lines on pizza box in hotel. * Kicking field goal net then apologizing. Doesn’t this belong in the AB thread?

What is this “zero chance to succeed” thing? He’s a freaking prodigy.

Fitzpatrick has been kicked to the curb by 7 different NFL teams, has a “noodle arm” (remember how everyone said he can’t make those long passes) and was placed in a “bad situation”, yet he made the most of it and became a team leader on a depressed Dolphins team. My point is: it’s not a valid excuse to say Rosen was put in a bad situation on a poor team. Fitz was put in that same situation as a “trash heap” QB and so was Allen. Some people just make the most of their opportunities and become leaders. Others don’t.

I hate this excuse (“he was on a bad team...”). As I recall, Josh Allen played with Robert Foster as his #1 WR and Pillsbury Benjamin and a patchwork Oline his rookie season. And “two terrible organizations with no chance for a young QB” yet Fitzpatrick (age 30+ ) was able to garner wins, TD’s and players’ respect? Maybe y’all need to re-think the skill set of the poor, young QB before criticizing the team he is playing for.

"The Patriot Way"

I went back and watched the end of that video above. He keeps calling his "baby momma" a B-word and then keeps saying she's a "baser"...I wonder if that's what he is referring to...a "free baser". If so, I'm relatively confident he may have joined her in that activity.

Is that you Doug Whaley??

Poor little guy. Rest easy and we’ll see you soon.

The comments below the “y me” post are pretty hilarious. There is an “AB Translator” account and then someone else says “You we’re going 110 mph in a 40 zone...that’s why the cops chased you”.

That is called “Trolling AB”.

How many days until rookie minicamp?? Anyone?? Anyone?? Please. Help me!

...or at halftime.

I tend to agree with you on this point. He has demonstrated selfish behavior well before the big hit by Burfict. The Facebook Live stream in the locker room, arriving to camp by helicopter, the disputes with Ben, etc. His return to college, his rap albums, all point to a guy looking to get attention now that he has been called out on his (alleged) abusive behavior with the trainer.

Wait one cotton pickin’ second! Some here thought Beane was an ass for failing to bring AB here “at all costs”. I always knew Beane was trolling AB and other GM’s by even entertaining the thought of this nut (search my content and you’ll find “Beane Trolling AB” thread). This is the fallout of the greatest troll job ever by our very own GM. Enjoy the ride. AB deserves the criticism (and love).

Now why’d you go and say that? Richie was sporadically f’d up...AB is 24/365 off his rocker.

He's quite the attention "getter" (was going to use another term)

I got through 3 minutes of that video and had to turn it off; it is both offensive and his arguments are circular. Every time the officer is trying to calmly ask for information, AB goes on a B-word tirade about her.

All I can say is "Wow!"

And Caddyshack - Judge Shmals: "Play with me Tye...Dr Beeper was the club Champion...and I'm no slouch myself" Tye: "Don't sell yourself short Judge...you're a tremendous slouch"

Found one more.

LOL. I was going for the untimely penalty angle. Yours make more sense.

You missed a few. I fixed the list for you.

That's what I'm looking for: Who's going to get me there? I ain't looking to get on no sorry team for no money. That ain't going to fly. I ain'tgonna put my body through all of that just to lose no 16games, go home with my check. I'd hate that, so that ain't what I'm doing. So if I can't win no Super Bowl, I ain't going to no team that can't win." There’s 7 “I”’s in his explanation. No thanks. Over-hyped player. He had one big hit in college and is not a difference maker...nor is he a Beane type.